FINALE PART 2

sorry this is reallllly late. lots-o-pictures for ya though.

tim checks in for the last time, "gather round designers". he almost cried. so did i.

christian's lost his confidence. which made me scared.

so they get to go to bryant park! chris is out, rami's in. tired they are.

model castings. jillian is an idiot. she's never done it before, and she's dumb. she picked all of these girls that didn't 'match'. christian's smart. he wanted "exotic" girls, then dark girls for the tan. nice. rami.. i didn't really see his pickings. i think they were all real white. jillian had all these girls, no cohesion. then she wanted to switch. the day before the show. nope.

omg. so lea models for christian, and she's complaining about the giant heels on the shoes. she's a model, what did she expect? and he's like "i walked around in those for a week in my appartment" good ole' christian. he tells the girls to be fierce for the show, skinny, and not to eat. haha.

hugs all around in the tents. it's a big tent. they had lots of preparations to do.

what is rami holding in his hands? is that fake boobs!??! omg rami... lol i find that real funny.

even with all of the stress, he still finds time to be a diva.

talk about divas! two of his models were real late. i hate when those girls do that, it's so stupid. i think they plan it for drama. he's just like "that's not cute for me". well... no, hun, it's not cute for anyone, not jay, not daniel. but they showed up, one girl looked really lost. she probably didn't speak english.

posh spice guest judges!!!and she never smiles.

except for here!yayay! good i got it on film. well, the photographers did.

so we see their collections... look below on the blogo. here's some runway guests!

yaya! i saw this, i was like "yay!" then... "who's that other creep?" get out of the picture! jeeez!

terrrrrrrible 'stache on that pirate wanna-be. jesus. is that her boyfriend? probably. strange. he's probably not terrible looking without it though.awwww! lifers!!!

anywayyyys..... back to the runway. here's posh, not smiling.

they had critiques for all of them... rami had "brady bunch colors". what's wrong with the colors that the bradys liked!!!?? i took that offensively. lol i love the bradys, they were like style icons. in their day. they say he has a real problem with colors. true. he either had hot pink or poopy brown and jade green. good book....

omg i can't remember the other two....

christian::: they said that you lose the detail in all the black. which makes sense, cuz if it's all the same dark color, you might not see all the pleets/ruffles/such. but victoria thought he was "major" , like fierce, but british. he made her smile. omg sooo hard.

jillian:: idk. but she's out first.

buh-bye. i want to say that i knew it, but really, i didn't.

christian starts losing it. o my gosh i felt soo bad for him. it was soo close, and i don't know if he thought he would win. all he planned on was winning. what's he gonna do if he doesn't?

luckily, he doesn't have to think about that!
CHRISTIAN IS THE WINNER!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! it has been a long time coming, that's for sure. omg i almost cried, cuz i kinda was doubting it. not very much though. sorry "M" for waking up your dad... but this is big!!! did i call this or what? day one... i am good. this is like the only show i've done that for. usually i'm not so psycic. mann. reliving this now is like gonna give me a heart attack. lisa comes out. o lisa!! i knew she had it in her. she was like the best, plus lea. she tells christian how proud she is of him, and how much she believes in him, and i'm just like "awwww". then tim comes. he's like "can you believe it?!" and christian says "yea". good old christian is back! then victoria has a message for him. she loves his work and would wear anything of his. and he's like "thank you, anytime." turns out he made her like 2 dresses the day after this. she must have really loved him. then his family comes out, his sister, who he spins around. i didn't know he was that strong! his mom, i think step dad... but maybe the real one... he tells his mom that next time she'll be workin the runway. awwwww. how cute again. i am sooooooo sooooo happy cuz he was the best all along, and everybody knew it.

now, this is my last post for project runway. i'm pretty sad. what do i do with my life now? this was like my.... um.... vital organs? blood stream? .... something, for so long. but i leave you with one last picture of the joys of winning project runway season 4::

piggy back rides from hiedi klum. he has really nice teeth. so does she... plus she's pretty strong, and he's pretty short. oh well.

for one last time,

luvyabye!

MAYDAY PARADE

seeing if this works.

mayday parade. omg i am like ocd-ing about this music video. song: when i get home, you're so dead. guy: derek. two words: danny noriega. that's who he is like totally like. movement wise... just weird. really awkward with the "dance" type stuff. and he's strange looking. i was picturing these big guys, but no, scary emo twippy kid. but i love him. sooo sad that jason left the band though. i liked him better. how do they do this now? how do they have all of his parts in the video but with no one singing them? cuz he left right after they finished the album (perfect timing). he wrote most of the songs too. loooove him. and alex too. he's funny. bassist i think. manno i love this band. ocd-ing.

Jillian's Collection

here's jillian's final 12 piece!
werid. model looks like jannet jackson
strange scarf. skirt is okay...

pretty good i think
ugly. just like the last challenge gold dress. ugly.
like the skirt, hate the jacket
sooo out of place with the collection. i kinda like it though, but it doesn't fit.
why are there holes in the insides of the elbows? that i just don't get...

why are there holes along her chest?
just plain
big skirt. top part looks okay.
this is plain too. nothing special
she went for it. i don't know if she succeeded though...

Rami's Collection

what i thought about rami's collection
i actually really like this. i think it's the best of the collection
plain jane. weird

kinda... drapy meets structure. idk
weird shirt. weird pants. wierd combo.
i kinda like this. maybe. a little. not that much.
this is better. it's okay.
i kinda like this too

UGLY ! terrible colors... yucky
TERRIBLER!
too shiny for me.
old lace. boring color, but it's really nice.
those hip things! it's okay though, found it like christian's with all the ruffles

Christian's Collection

here's christian's final collection and my brief thoughts

lea! fierce. leathertype. nice hat
little strange, but i still like it. weird sleeves though.
like this too. kinda. structured. okay....
or is this lea? then who was that?... oh well. kinda plain. lots-o-black.
i like the see through part.

big drama that's his thing. lisa! very nice.

how does she see?! this is the giant neck thing we saw. love it.

showing kind of a different side of him. good.

this 'jacket' thing was like burgundy. it's okay. not best though.

that was the shirt that was gonna be with feather pants, but those were cut. still okay though.

love this dress! it's crazy. real pretty, too, i think.

this. is. craziness. all feathers. flawless.

Top 16

we have come to another week. last one before top 12. last one that's 3 nites a week. hopefully that will be easier... maybe.
music was.... eighties. right on... um... what did they say in the eighties? totally... awesome!
they also had to tell their most embarassing moment this week. nicee...

girls first this week
Asia'h Epperson - I wanna Dance With Somebody
moment: something about acting. i kinda missed this one
big song. too big for her. she sang it PRETTY good... but she's no whitney.
Kady Malloy - Who Wants to Live Forever
moment: talent show for school, she sang terribly, made that mic screeeeech sound, then tripped over the mic cord. nice
he's good, but not really. she doesn't show enough like emosions when she sings. so she doesn't connect with the audience.
Amanda Overmyer - I Hate Myself for Loving You
moment: she left a fire pit alone and it burned up the deck, side of the house, and it scorched the pool. strange.
i'm sick of her cuz she always sounds the same. and she never looks happy. simon was like 'terrific!' (i disagree) and she was just like :) and it was forced. she sould have been like :D or :0
Carly Smithson - I Drove All Night
moment: she got her legs stuck in the chair railings at a bar and they had to greese her up to get her out.
she is really good. but i don't like her hair like that.
Kristy Lee Cook - Faithfully
moment: she acted like a dog for like a year when she was seven. and she had her own water dish that she drank from... on the floor. duh. she CHOSE to do that. it wasn't like she fell on stage, she made the decision to pretend to be a dog. freak.
i still don't like her. she's icky.
Ramiele Malubay - Take a Look at Me Now
moment: in 5th grade, she rode her [pink] bike to the house of the boy that she liked and seh left her picture. then she rode away to watch him see it. but he came out with his mom, and they laughed at it. then she goes, "ohlo" or something like that. funny word. me and sister say that all the time.
she's really good, and i liked the song.
Brooke White - Love is a Battlefield
moment: she hugged the wrong guy after church. big woop. one time when i was little i grabbed my dad's hand but it was my uncle's hand and i didn't like him. and he laughed. so suck it!
omg i love this song and she turned a rock song into her kind of slow/ish song. loved it. she's great, and she knows how to do the whole performance.
Syesha Mercado - I'm Saving all my love for you.
moment: she sent a note to the boy she liked in second grade. "do you like me, yes or no?" and he told the teacher on her, and ate her gum. mean.
i don't remember her. that's the problem.

guys
Luke Mernard - Wake me up Before You Go-Go moment: his sister dressed him up like a ballerina. we saw pictures. it wasn't that bad. i love this song cuz the troubador on gilmore girls sang it once. luke wasn't as good as that guy. and his voice is whiny. i'm sick of him.
David Archuleta - Another Day in Paradise moment: so he was young (like 2 days ago?) and in honduras (?) for a charity event (oh) and he lost his voice in the middle of a song. so his mom came and finished it for him. but well. he plays the piano! i didn't know he knew how. but then he got up and sang. it was like his own little concert. but he needs to work on his crowd screamin skills. awkward! and his breathing. it makes me scream. but he's amazing, he'll probably win.
Danny Noriega - Tainted Love
moment: he was walking down a flight of stairs at the movie theater (i pictured cinderella at the ball) and his friend (evil stepsister) tripped him (bitch!) and he fell, in front of his crush (handsome prince). feelin bad for him. and he's like 'i turned as red as a cute little tomato.. that was TMTH' and at the bottom "TMTH= too much to handle" lolol
beatles song. right? or.. idk. he was almost spastic with his dance moves. and crazy. and silly. jailhouse rock all over again. and apparently he had purple streaks in his hair. i didn't notice until paula pointed it out. simon hated it. it wasn't my fave of his, but i still really love him. his pants were REALLY tight though.
David Hernandez - It's all Coming Back to me
stripper!!! at a gay strip club!
moment: he had a giant booger at a photo shoot, and it was in ALL of the pictures. wouldn't someone there notice it?
he makes the STRANGEST faces when he sings. and his left eyebrow goes bazerk! he's a great singer though. now.. here's the funny thing. i heard this on the radio. the sound people keep turning the judges' mics on before the end of the song. so then we hear simon talking to paula. and he was like 'i wonder if he used to strip to this song' or something like that. OMG LOL! good one simon! they aren't addressing these things on the show, but everyone knows about it. hehe.
Michael Johns - Don't You Forget About Me
moment: he was dressed up like a kangeroo (aussie!) for an aussie soccer game or something. and these guys came and started beating him up. that' s kinda embarassing, but i would have been MAD if some guys came and beat up a defensless kanga. did he press charges?! that's like assault! aussie assault!
i'm personally done with him. i used to like him, but now i'm sick of him. he's toooo jumpy when he sings. he's like a kaneroo. and he's not that good anymore for me... he's okay, but i don't like him.
David Cook - Hello
moment: he forgot a whole verse of a song for a talent show. i think in like second grade. like, it didn't even matter. but i might be wrong.
i think this kid is fierce. he took a [pop] song and made it rock. it was pop, right? he's a rockstar through and through. crazy guitar. kinda creapy/emoy, but i like that. i'd buy his album in a heartbeat. and didn't i say, week one, that he was gonna become the one to beat? i was right, he''s great.
Jason Castro - Hallelujah
moment: he was on a date ('with a girl' good addition) and he was putting his hair back or something and one of his dreads fell off. first: ewww. how does that happen!? second: funny. but he went on another date with her, so all's good.
he dated cheyenne kimball! take a look at the video, 2:02. he's there!
i was just talking about this song that day, (rufus wainwright though) and then he sang it. he's goooood. but very very awkward. his hand clamps and his eyes were closed like the whole time. i don't like that. but he's great and the judges loved him. i didn't think it was his best, but i still love him.
chikeze - all the woman that i need [?]
moment: he used the girls' bathroom for like the first month of high school. and he's just like 'i wondered why there weren't any urnals'. no, really!? DUMB
i don't like him. for multiple reasons. i hate him. i don't care how good he sings, i will always hate him.
why did paula keep saying how great all the guys were when it was individual guys. i was upset by that.

results. doin these fast.
luke: out. sing.
kady: out. sing.
amanda or asia'h [i think]: asia'h: out. sing. i was shocked and upset by this.
chikeze or danny: danny: out. holy crap. i almost cried. i lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove that kidd so much. mann oh. i still cry everytime i hear tainted love. man. i hate chikeze even more now.

CYCLE 10 BEGINS

really sorry that i haven't even started with america's next top model.
i just don't like this cycle as much. i'm not putting pictures up. i refuse.
they let 14 girls on this time around, instead of 13. all because of dominique. she's gross. everyone thinks she's a tranny. lol. what would christian say to that?
i don't even remember what the first challenge was... wowo... let. me. think...
umm... they're back in new york cuz apparently that's where it started.... they had two amys, and tyra was like, we don't have room for 2, so one changed her name. now we have aimee, and amis. instead of aimee and amy. why so many vowels?
there's no smoking in their apartment, so they go outside to smoke. how nice of them...
they did a 'fashion show' in times square. just kinda random, runway set up like on the sidewalk. some of them are REALLY bad. lauren is the awkwardest person i have ever seen. she's NEVER worn heals, so she's trippin and lookin down. yuck. marvita looked down too. she was the one who tried out last time, didn't make it, went to therapy, and made it. therapy changes everything, my friends.
then they go visit Paulina Porizkova, some old, washed up supermodel. she critiques them. bad skin for amis. square jaw for marvita. squish face for kim. tranny mess for dominique. lol.
might i just say that kim is possibly the stupidest girl i have ever seen on that show. she is dumb. and she's like, people think i'm a dumb blonde, but i'm not. honey, you are. she is retarded. and she's a bank teller! at casting tyra asked her if she ever takes money. she was like '... ... yeah. lots of money..." and tyra's like :O but then kim figures it out. wheew.
then, they did the fotoshoot... ... ... homeless! they had to act homeless! marvita really has been homeless. poor girl. she's a mess. i think fatima was homeless too. she's from zumalia. she was circumsized when she was like seven. she has icky hair. i guess marvita and fatima hated each other, but they kinda made up. i think fatima acts really innocent, but she's really a bitch. just my guess.
so they were in a fake alleyway. with i think real homeless girls from a shelter all dressed up.
later, we see kim talking about how she doesn't believe in paying $2000 for an outfit. you don't have to buy the things you model, girl! she's like, i don't really like high fashion... then why do you want to be a model?
judges. they got rid of twiggy!!! i was like 'wuuuut!' so Paulina is the new judge. i don't like her. ms. j has this vest with velcro on it with all of the girls' names. when they get sent home, he rips the name off. nice.
so they go through the pictures. they call kim up and she's like, 'i don't really like fashion' and all this stuff. and tyra's like 'do you want to just go?' and kim's like 'yea." so she leaves. just walks away. tyra was mad. they show her picture. it was really nice, i thought. i had kinda liked her, even though she was dumb as a doornail. oh well, now she's gone. ms j ripped off her name. ouch.
okay... calling order. first is like the winner.
Anya, Claire, Whitney, Lauren, Aimee, Fatima, Marvita, Katarzyna, Stacy Ann, Dominique & Allison.
Bottom 2 - Atalya & Amis
out::: atalya. oh well. i'm not cryin.
cover girl of the week::: claire. i like her. at first i didn't... she's got crazy hair. like left side shaved, the rest pulled over. kinda like christian. only not. plus, she's been drinking her own milk cuz she was breastfeeding her baby and wants to resume when she gets back home. straaaaannnge. but she's pretty.
oh well. have a nice night...
oh yea... next week: makeovers. i haven't seen this one yet. maybe i never will...

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