hiatus

so, over december 19 and 26, project runway took a little break

this broke my heart, and i suffered withdrawl pains, but i'm better now.

so i HAVE to show y'all this amazing gift i got from M .... another runway fanatic, maybe not as crazy as me, but really, who could be?



its a picture of christian, chris, and jack, doing the things they do best.

christian has his "i [heart] Asians giant bag and a microphone cuz he sang in that one video. chris' pocket says "NY 4 SJP" yes, it was the inspiration for the title of episode 2's blog. glad you're keeping up. i don't know why he's holding large fabric, but it's funny.


jack has a medal that says "swim 1" cuz he's a good swimmer. also, he's lifting pill bottles because he takes tons of pills for his HIV and such. he's got muscles, and i think he's hilarious.

i love this, thank you thank you thank you ***"M" you are my bestestest friend in the whole wide world.

so i guess that's all i have to say... which is weird cuz i usuallly have TONS to say... but...

luvyabye
happy holidays (even though i'm writing this on january 6)

***note. are the things that "M" told me to write.

episode five's fierce formerly fat females

i made an allitteration!

my comm arts teacher would be soo proud!

this is going to be a LONG post, because i have A LOT to say. i apologize in advance...

so this episode is the craziest, saddest, happiest, angriest, silliest, funniest, mix-of-emotions-est episode EVER!

heidi says bring out the models, and they see this crazy shape behind that wall thing. sweet p suggests transfestites, what is that?

so it's this lady in a huge wedding dress, followed by other ladies in big clothes. huh?

heidi says that they have all lost extreme weight. this one lady says 160 lbs i think. that is amazing!

the designers have to make new clothes for the ladies using their old big clothes as raw materials

the old clothes were their favorites from when they were fat.

now, why would a wedding dress be your favorite outfit? sure, it's got great memories, but the challenge is to create something for everyday. does she wear the wedding dress everyday? does she pick up the tots from soccer in her wedding dress, and buy groceries and cook and get the car fixed in her wedding dress? i smell a fix, as do most people. i think it was planted there to be an extra challenge for 1 person, and that poor person was steve. i love steve, i think he's so funny. he does a tim-presion too. not as good as santino rice (season 2) , but it's still good. everyone else gets pretty simple ones. christian says he was nervous at first because kerry, his model, looked bi***y. they got along really well though... hmh..

in the beginning of the episode, we see jack, who thinks he is getting a staph infection or MRSA in his face. i knew something terrible was coming long ago, but i still got attached. he called his doctor, and made the decision to leave to get "hard-core" treatment.

team star was killed. they show kit and christian hugging jack, christian saying "team star" i was practically crying. now, i have nerves of steal and have never, ever cried during a movie or anything, but i was close for this episode. and during Specials. (the book. it's amazing, read it)

anyways, now they have only.. 1... 2... 3... they have one less designer than when they started, and someone still needs to be auf'd. later, tim brings a guest. guess who it is!...

chris march, back from where ever he went the day before. killervirgo says it best, something about "like a pheonix rising from the gay ashes of fashon..."

i SCREAMED. in pain and agony. i had just finished celebrating the demise of him, and he was back. i was a screaming fool, ask my sister, i think i broker her ear. i was sooooo mad that i almost cried agian. then i got over it because some funny things were happening.

funny moments with christian

this is becoming a regular thing...

so tim comes in once to check on everyone. he walks up to christian and asks, "so, christian, how fierce is it?" i died. christian thought it was funny to, and probably cought off guard. he just says, "it's pretty fierce, tim." i love this show.

later, when christian finishes, (he's done first a lot, because he's so fast) he says

"i'm finished with my outfit, WHAT UP!" and slams his and down on the table.

man, i seriously died and came back and died again laughing. sweet p asks if it's still against the law to kill a 12 year old. chris answers with, "you'll have to wait till he turns 12."

haha, very funny chris. you shouldn't be there, chub, so shut up.

another funny tim time

tim is talking with chris, saying he can stay as late as he wants so he can finish. then he tells him to make any big decisions now, not later. that makes sense. then he says... "because i have made more bad decisions at 3 a.m. than i can list." wooo.... steven yells "give us names tim! we want names!"

steve should be working, not getting phone numbers.

(lol i think that was a nice one, if i do say so myself)

Designs

jillian. she cheated. the shirt she got had pleets and stuff, so she bought identical fabric at mood. loser.

chris. ugly again... sailor, which is what he was going for i guess

christian says "pure costume. 100%. but the judges could die over it... or they could die, because of it." dejavu? no, he's just repeating it. silly? yes...

rami. this does look okay, and he didn't get very much recignition for it, but i hate him, so oh well.

kevin. this is amazing. he took this ugly yellow jacket and turned it into a tube top! amazing... he almost won.

victorya. ugly. she had this giant green velvet dress and turned it into this giant green velvet dress... magic!

kit. nice. she had the lady who lost 160, so she had gallons of fabric to work with... it's really nice.

ricky. see through. is that okay? he cried again because of the "transforming peoples lives with fashion." oh, did i forget to mention in the other blogs that he cries all the time? cuz he does. in this episode, he tried on the pants he was making, with heals. he said it was like research or something. whatever, ricky.

elisa. ugly. the slip hangs out, her body is chopped. it's just ugly.

sweet p. okay... not great, but okay...

winner

christian. finally. it does kinda look like the first jacket he made, but it's very different. kerry was very picky and said that she only wears black and jeans and nothing else. but he pulled it out and it's fierce, so congradulations, finally.

auf'd

steve. he only used the wedding dress for the collar and sleves. while i was upset by his leaving, i knew it was right. they said she looked like a french maid at a funeral... i just miss him.

i believe it was michael corrs who said in his blog that steven could have made hot pants (short shrots) with the wedding dress, for a bahamas look. that would have been amazing, but probably not on this lady. on a fit 20 year old? yes!

i CANNOT wait until there's only 4 people, the blog will be soo shorter. i'm probably gonna kill someone with all this reading.. oh well.

luvyabyes

teams and stars

so they pick the models. jack takes lea, ricky's "sick" model. should'a saw that one coming. everyone else is basically the same.
they go meet tim, and he says that they will be updating old trends. ugly trends. then they will have to make them not ugly. christian swears and says that it will be hard, and he is right.
here's the trends they picked..
sweet p- baggy sweater- she was last (again) and complains
steve- dancewear (?)
christian- zoot suit (what the heck is that? tell me!)
chris- shoulder pads (those are gross, and never coming back, EVER!)
kit- fringe
jack- pleather (hehe i love pleather,, just because its a funny word)
ricky- neon
elisa- cutouts
kevin- 70s flare (he says "john travolta". i'm missing on that reference...)
jillian- overals. she was wearing them that day. i just laughed at her
victorya- underwear as outerwear. when was THAT ever popular? the people who did that should be shot
rami- poodle skirt. that's funny too.
then tim says that it's a team challenge, with groups of 3. yay. here's the teams. the "team leader" is first. they appointed themselves basically.
ricky, victorya, elisa.
christian, jack, kit. they named themselves TEAM STAR. watch the video, it's feirce who's poison ivy though?
oh! also watch this. just the last minute is funny, but i laughed for DAYS. i love linking now...
chris, steve, sweet p
jillian, rami, kevin

christian moment

i think i may have to do this every time, because he is a genius. so, on the day of the runway show, they dress their models, and, looking at one of them, christian declares that it is, "FEROSH"

and i don't know how to spell it, but it's like ferosious (can't spell that either) but without the ous

so they work and work and work. they have to make a 3 piece collection using all 3 trends.
here they are.

chris, steve, sweet p

shoulder pads, dancewear, baggy sweater

the shoulder pads by chris are BUTT UGLY. man, that's not new fashion... the dancewear by steven is okay, a judge says it doesn't really look like she would dance in it, but its okay. the baggy sweater by sweet p is nice, the judges love it.

ricky, elisa, victorya

neon, cutouts, underwear/outerwear

i don;'t really see how that last one is underwear at all...

this team had ISSUES. V was very bossy, but R was the leader. elisa was just there, being her zen self, and i thank her for it. i do like E's piece, but it was really wrinkled. she said it was the first time she's used not stretch fabric ever. wowzas. R's is just weird...

the teamwork sucked, and so the collection suffered.

TEAM STAR

christian, kit, jack

zoot suit, fringe, pleather

i can't tell who did what, or which look is what. which is good, right?

that short dress is on christian's model, lisa, but i think jack made it. kit's model, marie, maybe looks like zoot suit, but so does jack's on lea. i have no idea, but i love it. it's real modern and... i just love it.

jillian, kevin, rami

overals, flare, poodle skirt

i don't really see how the shorts are flare, mabe its' the shirt? the overals are definatly flared though, so they get points. i like the skirt too. kevin took forever on the shorts, but they turned out really nice. jillian's leadership skills are questionable, but they came out okay.

christian says (truthfully) that chris' is pure costume. i think its just pure ugly. then he says... "but the judges could die over it... or they could die, because of it." i think this is the best line ever. apparently he does too... watch what happens next week...

winner

team jillian

sure, fine, whatever

team star was a CLOSE second, i think

both those teams left before the models came out, probably so there weren't 24 people on the runway.

bottom 2

team chris and team ricky

victorya is a butt, and tries to sell ricky out for being a bad leader, when really she was taking over. elisa says that out of fareness, she always says herself. i like that. no one else has ever done that, especially since she wasn't the leader and her dress was okay.

chris says he should go, (cuz the pads were ugly) steve agrees, sweet p freaks out when asked who should go, she suggests eenie meenie miny mo, but then says steven.

auf'd

chris. good ridance, i say. i never really liked him, he didn't design that good. he was funny and kinda adorably fat, but i didn't like him.

DANIEL V'S BLOG i love it and i love his opinion. and no matter how right mine is, it's always good to get another, so read it.

luvyabye. (another chirstian moment, in this episode, in fact. said to tim gunn as he leaves their station)