Episode 3, oh my oh me

MENSWEAR.

in the beginning, chris is saying how sad he is that marion left. then he says "they should have sent christian home, no one would have cried." christian's face at hearing this is really funny... it's kind of... :0 and his hands are out and he's like :0 . and chris and rami just laugh and laugh. but then he mentions how boring it would be without him, which is very true. plus, i probably would have cried.
so tim takes the designers to some place, and introduces Tiki Barber, a former football player and a Today Show person. yippie. i almost soiled myself on that one. I DON'T GIVE A RATS *** ABOUT A FOOTBALL PLAYER! and neither did most of the designers. they're all women or gay. exept kevin. he knew who the large man was. no one else did. plus jillian.
TIKI WHO?
video about how no one knew him. AWKWARD!
so they're supposed to make an outfit for tiki to wear on the today show. no one knows how to do menswear. back in the workroom... jack takes off his pants. (...?) then he ties the muslim (muslum? idk, the white fabric used for patterns) around his --waist-- and kit draws cherries on his butt. i love this show...
oh, but jack uses the shorts he was wearing as a pattern, and cuts them up. then he shares the pattern with sweet p and i think victorya. rami is not very happy about it, and you can tell.
Then they get male models! everyone was thrilled. and when i say everyone, i mean everyone minus kevin. i believe that ricky tells his model as soon as he walks in, "take your clothes off". come on ricky! this is a competition, you need to fit your model first... meet your model second...

funny times with christian

so he is the funniest kid i have ever seen. when they go to meet tiki, christian is carrying this GIANT tan bag. it is HUGE. just to show everyone how huge it is, christian sits in it and is carried into the workroom by jack. good teamwork. i almost died laughing. the next day, jack gives christian a piggyback ride in, and sits him right onto the work table.
so christian thinks his model is gorgeous. or beautiful... i can't remember, i'm going off of memory here. christian says fierce, fabulous and sassy all the time. i love it. in one (written) interview with jack, talking about the models, jack says, "christian and i were LOVING IT".

now, the ultimate new adjictive (is that how you spell it? i seriously can't right now...)

ASIAN!

tiki's wife (whatsername) comes in to check on the designers. they say she knows everything about her hubby's style, so she's good. when she's coming in, they have one of the little interview things with christian. here is what he says... "then this gorgeous asian woman came in.... i love asians, they're feirce."

omg. that's me and M's new adjictive (help!) "it's totally asian!" USE IT !

winner

jack. its got crazy stripes, but i guess it's okay. i don't really have much to say about it... he swore on the runway when he won, very grown up... um... yeah.

everybody else

christian's was okay... not a winner, but definatly safe. he sews SUPER fast, like it's crazy. that was good here though, because they had tons to do.

elisa. she didn't feel comfortable watching her model change in front of her, so she stood awkwardly looking in the opposite direction. her husband, who i now know as Moses, is the only one she will "fit intimatly"... okaayy... well, this look is way too casual for the today show i think.

kit. she used navy fleece for the jacket. that's different. she could have won too. she comes from a television background, and knows what looks good on camera

Kevin. pretty good, but something about it looks awkward to me... heidi said that her hubby (seal) would not be allowed to wear that... whatever. what's up with that model's lips though? they're like poofy and purple...

sweet p. this is a hot mess (christian, episode 6) the callar is all wrong and its just... crazy. hard core gross. the tie is also way too long, but she says its the first time she's ever made a tie, or done menswear for that matter.

the bad people

oh, sweet P is down here, definately

ricky. it looks okay, right? except that it's held together by pins!!!

carmen. she didn't finish the shirt. ugly.

Auf'd

carmen. good. but at least she had her integrity. humf...

exit interview...

o! that is soo cool! i learned how to link stuff!!! :)

NY 4 SJP

sorry, the pictures won't work for this one... bravotv.com broke or something...
go here... http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/rate_the_runway/index.php?e=Episode%202 it'll have all of the designs and say who designed it

okay, so, in this episode, heidi announces that they will be designing for a fashion icon and Tim will indroduce said person in the workroom
so they go to the workroom
and it is SARA JESSICA PARKER!!! omg...
so christian is there going "oh my god! oh... my god! ooooh my god!!" in a really high pitched voice and he's clapping and practicly crapping his pants.
but i love him.
chris, on the other hand, is CRYING. real tears. he says that he loved sex and the city, and that was the reason why he moved to new york in the first place. holy poop. can you believe that? get a life and man up! yeah, i like gilmore girls, but i'm not moving to starshallow. i like project runway, but i'm not moving to new york. (yet).
so, basically, everyone freaks out.

the challenge

design a "mass market" design for the line BITTEN for SJP.

plus it's a partner challenge. plus, they need 2 pieces

so they design, then meet SJP to present their design. and you would think that they would want to make a good impression on someone famous... chris is so choked up and nervous that he can't even explain the design, christian asks for a hug (still love him), and elisa is soo confusing about the reversable/polymorphic/tying/hooded cape that SJP seriously has to pretend to tie it around herself. or maybe SJP is just retarded.

so here's the teams. the first person listed is the one who was chosen by SJP as the leader

christian and carmen

marion and steven (a calm journy)

elisa (omg) and sweet p (haha)

ricky and jack

kit and chris

victorya and kevin

rami and jillian

the last two are like best friends... forever

so everyone's working, getting along pretty well... ricky has "the sickest model"-jack- Lea.. i also love lisa, christian's model, though i don't know why... and kit's "marie antuinette" is cool too

anyways.... elisa. that's it. elisa. she spit marks... ? wh--- i can do algebra, but that, to me, is mind boggling. why SPIT on fabric that you're going to use on someone's clothing!?? she said something about envibing or spiritualizing or something hymalayan about it.

christian thinks his is perfect, as always. he is kinda self - confident, i have to admit. he needs to chill. he IS funny though. he designed a teal dress with this crazy jacket with pleating and stripes, kinda. it's very 80's, and the judges notice right away.

marion and steve are in trouble, and at least steve knows it. they're making this really complicated skirt and a shawl/ ... o crap, i can't think of the name... shoot... oh well, its like a shawl, but its giant and brown. 'nuff said.

winner

victorya and kevin. whatever. it was okay. long shirt/dress and a vest. i loved the vest. it had a racer back, which V said wasn't the original plan, but they liked it. me too. i guess it was sold in stores with the BITTEN line just as promised. good job. whatever.

other crazies

elisa and P made a nice teal dress with the cape. it actually wasn't as crazy as it sounded, and could have won.

rami and jillian worked really well together. they made a shirt/dress too. i wasn't thrilled.

um...jack and ricky made a great red/maroon/ish dress. i really liked it. but the second piece was a woven belt, which maybe lowered the score for them.

bottom 2

christian and carmen (gasp) and marion and steve (calmness...)

the judges didn't like the 80's thing, and SJP said it was more "severe" in person. whatever that means... carmen was asked who she thought should go, and she started crying. c'mon. christian told them that he would go, because he was the leader and she was his sheep. good job christian, i hate it when people don't step up to the plate.

heidi said that marion's looked sad and dirty and "from the basement". GOOD FASHION WORDS HEIDI!! does she have training in big words? marion said (quietly and peacefully) that he should go, and steven agreed. good.

auf'd

marion. i liked him, i thought that he was kinda creepy and weird, and could posibly become some sort of serial killer looking for revenge on the super holy people in his life who didn't respect him, but i still liked him. he took it very well though, so i think the project runway people are safe from being wacked...

http://video.bravotv.com/player/?id=189692 look for the exit interviews. great.

maybe next time i'll have pictures!

lizzy

and i seriously still can't remember that word... p... crap

Runway Extraviganza!

so project runway season 4 started on november 14, 2007. good, i changed the post date...

i love it sooo much. man o

so let's see all of the people...

rami: i do NOT like this guy. he's already famous, he shouldn't be there.

i think he should go back to jerusalem. and i don't care if i spelled it wrong

the show should be for starting people's careers, not making them even more famous than they already are because they design for jessica alba!

chris: i think he's funny, but im not crazy about him... i think he'll go crazy with costumes...

christian: i love this kid. he's so funny and i LOVE the crazy hair. i hope he wins

kit: she is also very funny, but not as much on the show. i saw her video submition on

here for home videos watch them all!

christian's video was funny too. and so was...

jack. he seems so nice and hes funny too. at first i wasn't sure about him, but now i love him

kevin. he's okay. hes very proud about being the only straight guy there... which brings me too...

ricky! i do not like him either. i do think it's funny when he cries, but hes just... ugh, i don't like him.

victorya: i don't like her either. she's bossy and... boring... she just isn't the person i would want to know. her designs are okay, but i don't like her as a person.

simone: she is the one with the "vision" whatever that is. but she "lost her vision" and that "totally freaks me out". w/e

jillian. at first i thought she was okay... kinda weird. then i saw her home video... SHE IS CRAZY. you just have to watch it cuz i can not explain. its creepy though.

carmen: nice hair. talks funny. weird. that's all i can say. i guess she would be okay, but i didn't get emotionally attached like i did with christian.

steve: he's so quirky that he's cool. the squinty eyes are funny. OH! his video was funny too. his humor was very dry, which some people don't get. (M, u know who you are) i love sarcastic dry witty people, and i don't like it when people don't get it. it bugs me... anyways...

marion. no one really liked him, but i thought he was funny. he too had a hilarious video submision. he says that he's distructive... whatever that means.

sweet p. i hate it when people write "pea" because its not the veggie, its the letter. again, at first i didn't think she was very special, but now i really like her.

um... elisa. crazy. she brought a flower to bryant park on the first day when they met heidi because it was the german's birthday i think... how sweet. she's very hippy dippy granola-y.

christian said and i quote... "she's like all spiritual and, like, in the himalaian mountains." i love that. christian has soooo many quotes its unbelievable, and i love him for it. i want to meet him, to see what he's really like

okay... to the challenge

in bryant park, the designers ran (chris was last, an event that did make me like him, along with feel bad for him) to the fabric to create an outfit showing who they are as a designer

pretty easy, compared to other season's first challenges (grocery store, things

from in their appartment)

go here http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/rate_the_runway/index.php?e=Episode%201 for pictures of the designs please. putting pictures in is way too clomplicated and im sick of it right now. i'll probably have them next time though

winner

rami. which i HATe

this made me mad because i still don't think he should be there. i hate to admit it, but the draped dress actually was pretty, and he's got skill

my favorite

of course its christian. i really liked the design, and as the judges said, the skill and workmanship of it. volume is in .

the other crazies

("love me some crazies" danny said that on SYTYCD)

ricky- i know he comes from langerie, but he's rediculous

elisa- "it looks like she's pooing fabric" true, it had all these crazy extra fabric things off the back. look at the picture

jack- the print with the bright blue is pretty. he did good

kevin- i don't really get it, but as the show goes on he gets better

chris- its actually pretty nice, and way different from the costume crowd

marion's was crazy

steve. boring kinda. but safe

kit. silly, but i like it. it shows how different she is

victorya- i do kinda like this, i think its prettyy

auf'd

simone. and rightfully so, i think. it was safe and made really crappy.

simone likes to put BRIGHT colors with plainer ones. i know this because...

flashback

not too long ago, before the show started, all fifteen designers made a small, 3 piece collection and showed them in a show. this was so that not only the top 3 had a fashion show. i liked the idea. simone's collection all had plain colors with lime green jackets and such. that is how i know

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