Really Real Reality Report: Episode 3, oh my oh me

MENSWEAR.

in the beginning, chris is saying how sad he is that marion left. then he says "they should have sent christian home, no one would have cried." christian's face at hearing this is really funny... it's kind of... :0 and his hands are out and he's like :0 . and chris and rami just laugh and laugh. but then he mentions how boring it would be without him, which is very true. plus, i probably would have cried.
so tim takes the designers to some place, and introduces Tiki Barber, a former football player and a Today Show person. yippie. i almost soiled myself on that one. I DON'T GIVE A RATS *** ABOUT A FOOTBALL PLAYER! and neither did most of the designers. they're all women or gay. exept kevin. he knew who the large man was. no one else did. plus jillian.
TIKI WHO?
video about how no one knew him. AWKWARD!
so they're supposed to make an outfit for tiki to wear on the today show. no one knows how to do menswear. back in the workroom... jack takes off his pants. (...?) then he ties the muslim (muslum? idk, the white fabric used for patterns) around his --waist-- and kit draws cherries on his butt. i love this show...
oh, but jack uses the shorts he was wearing as a pattern, and cuts them up. then he shares the pattern with sweet p and i think victorya. rami is not very happy about it, and you can tell.
Then they get male models! everyone was thrilled. and when i say everyone, i mean everyone minus kevin. i believe that ricky tells his model as soon as he walks in, "take your clothes off". come on ricky! this is a competition, you need to fit your model first... meet your model second...

funny times with christian

so he is the funniest kid i have ever seen. when they go to meet tiki, christian is carrying this GIANT tan bag. it is HUGE. just to show everyone how huge it is, christian sits in it and is carried into the workroom by jack. good teamwork. i almost died laughing. the next day, jack gives christian a piggyback ride in, and sits him right onto the work table.
so christian thinks his model is gorgeous. or beautiful... i can't remember, i'm going off of memory here. christian says fierce, fabulous and sassy all the time. i love it. in one (written) interview with jack, talking about the models, jack says, "christian and i were LOVING IT".

now, the ultimate new adjictive (is that how you spell it? i seriously can't right now...)

ASIAN!

tiki's wife (whatsername) comes in to check on the designers. they say she knows everything about her hubby's style, so she's good. when she's coming in, they have one of the little interview things with christian. here is what he says... "then this gorgeous asian woman came in.... i love asians, they're feirce."

omg. that's me and M's new adjictive (help!) "it's totally asian!" USE IT !

winner

jack. its got crazy stripes, but i guess it's okay. i don't really have much to say about it... he swore on the runway when he won, very grown up... um... yeah.

everybody else

christian's was okay... not a winner, but definatly safe. he sews SUPER fast, like it's crazy. that was good here though, because they had tons to do.

elisa. she didn't feel comfortable watching her model change in front of her, so she stood awkwardly looking in the opposite direction. her husband, who i now know as Moses, is the only one she will "fit intimatly"... okaayy... well, this look is way too casual for the today show i think.

kit. she used navy fleece for the jacket. that's different. she could have won too. she comes from a television background, and knows what looks good on camera

Kevin. pretty good, but something about it looks awkward to me... heidi said that her hubby (seal) would not be allowed to wear that... whatever. what's up with that model's lips though? they're like poofy and purple...

sweet p. this is a hot mess (christian, episode 6) the callar is all wrong and its just... crazy. hard core gross. the tie is also way too long, but she says its the first time she's ever made a tie, or done menswear for that matter.