episode five's fierce formerly fat females

i made an allitteration!

my comm arts teacher would be soo proud!

this is going to be a LONG post, because i have A LOT to say. i apologize in advance...

so this episode is the craziest, saddest, happiest, angriest, silliest, funniest, mix-of-emotions-est episode EVER!

heidi says bring out the models, and they see this crazy shape behind that wall thing. sweet p suggests transfestites, what is that?

so it's this lady in a huge wedding dress, followed by other ladies in big clothes. huh?

heidi says that they have all lost extreme weight. this one lady says 160 lbs i think. that is amazing!

the designers have to make new clothes for the ladies using their old big clothes as raw materials

the old clothes were their favorites from when they were fat.

now, why would a wedding dress be your favorite outfit? sure, it's got great memories, but the challenge is to create something for everyday. does she wear the wedding dress everyday? does she pick up the tots from soccer in her wedding dress, and buy groceries and cook and get the car fixed in her wedding dress? i smell a fix, as do most people. i think it was planted there to be an extra challenge for 1 person, and that poor person was steve. i love steve, i think he's so funny. he does a tim-presion too. not as good as santino rice (season 2) , but it's still good. everyone else gets pretty simple ones. christian says he was nervous at first because kerry, his model, looked bi***y. they got along really well though... hmh..

in the beginning of the episode, we see jack, who thinks he is getting a staph infection or MRSA in his face. i knew something terrible was coming long ago, but i still got attached. he called his doctor, and made the decision to leave to get "hard-core" treatment.

team star was killed. they show kit and christian hugging jack, christian saying "team star" i was practically crying. now, i have nerves of steal and have never, ever cried during a movie or anything, but i was close for this episode. and during Specials. (the book. it's amazing, read it)

anyways, now they have only.. 1... 2... 3... they have one less designer than when they started, and someone still needs to be auf'd. later, tim brings a guest. guess who it is!...

chris march, back from where ever he went the day before. killervirgo says it best, something about "like a pheonix rising from the gay ashes of fashon..."

i SCREAMED. in pain and agony. i had just finished celebrating the demise of him, and he was back. i was a screaming fool, ask my sister, i think i broker her ear. i was sooooo mad that i almost cried agian. then i got over it because some funny things were happening.

funny moments with christian

this is becoming a regular thing...

so tim comes in once to check on everyone. he walks up to christian and asks, "so, christian, how fierce is it?" i died. christian thought it was funny to, and probably cought off guard. he just says, "it's pretty fierce, tim." i love this show.

later, when christian finishes, (he's done first a lot, because he's so fast) he says

"i'm finished with my outfit, WHAT UP!" and slams his and down on the table.

man, i seriously died and came back and died again laughing. sweet p asks if it's still against the law to kill a 12 year old. chris answers with, "you'll have to wait till he turns 12."

haha, very funny chris. you shouldn't be there, chub, so shut up.

another funny tim time

tim is talking with chris, saying he can stay as late as he wants so he can finish. then he tells him to make any big decisions now, not later. that makes sense. then he says... "because i have made more bad decisions at 3 a.m. than i can list." wooo.... steven yells "give us names tim! we want names!"

steve should be working, not getting phone numbers.

(lol i think that was a nice one, if i do say so myself)

Designs

jillian. she cheated. the shirt she got had pleets and stuff, so she bought identical fabric at mood. loser.

chris. ugly again... sailor, which is what he was going for i guess

christian says "pure costume. 100%. but the judges could die over it... or they could die, because of it." dejavu? no, he's just repeating it. silly? yes...

rami. this does look okay, and he didn't get very much recignition for it, but i hate him, so oh well.

kevin. this is amazing. he took this ugly yellow jacket and turned it into a tube top! amazing... he almost won.

victorya. ugly. she had this giant green velvet dress and turned it into this giant green velvet dress... magic!

kit. nice. she had the lady who lost 160, so she had gallons of fabric to work with... it's really nice.

ricky. see through. is that okay? he cried again because of the "transforming peoples lives with fashion." oh, did i forget to mention in the other blogs that he cries all the time? cuz he does. in this episode, he tried on the pants he was making, with heals. he said it was like research or something. whatever, ricky.

elisa. ugly. the slip hangs out, her body is chopped. it's just ugly.

sweet p. okay... not great, but okay...

winner

christian. finally. it does kinda look like the first jacket he made, but it's very different. kerry was very picky and said that she only wears black and jeans and nothing else. but he pulled it out and it's fierce, so congradulations, finally.

auf'd

steve. he only used the wedding dress for the collar and sleves. while i was upset by his leaving, i knew it was right. they said she looked like a french maid at a funeral... i just miss him.

i believe it was michael corrs who said in his blog that steven could have made hot pants (short shrots) with the wedding dress, for a bahamas look. that would have been amazing, but probably not on this lady. on a fit 20 year old? yes!

i CANNOT wait until there's only 4 people, the blog will be soo shorter. i'm probably gonna kill someone with all this reading.. oh well.

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