YAY IT'S FINALLY HERE!
and "M", duh, of course i watched it up north! i wasn't in a tent!
the models are butt ugly this year.
i'm just gonna go through the designers with pics of them and the first designs!
GO!

jerell. not much air time for him. so i don't really know him.

please click to enlarge. he used a lawn chair. oh yeah, the challenge was bringing back the grocery store from season 1. and austin scarlet came! i was excited! i heart him! okay design...

jennifer. almost zero air time for this one. i think she has no personality.

and she used white paper towling! what personality!@!!!

emily. almost called her the wrong name. i don't know who she is either. what's up?

i actually kind of like this. i have no idea what she used to make it, but i like it.

daniel. kind of scary looking, kind of quiet. reminds me of... i don't know...

he made a dress out of blue plastic cups! can you believe it? i was like omgz! but i don't think it has very good movement. ugliest of the models.

blayne. crazy psyco. wears neon. and is obsessed with tanning. and saying "girlicious". he wants to make it like the next "fierce", but it's not gonna happen. i will NOT walk around saying girlicious!

entitled "girlicious". shocking. she even had it written on her leg. she looks like a playboy bunny.

kenley. almost got her confused with emily. but kenley gets more air time.

those are dodge balls holding things up! what the heck... i don't really like it.

this is kieth. how do you spell keith? i think the second way, which means by board is wrong. oh yeah! i had to change my whiteboard! it was a sad day. i dont think i like keith very much.

another tablecloth. everyone used them. it's okay.

joe. he has daughters. i think he's the only straight one, but maybe he's not straight... i do know that there's one though. i'll find him!

he used pasta and oven mits. need i say more?

suede. like the fabric. and the shoes. suede talks in third person about suede. like dominique.

used tablecloth and doggy bags. for poop. not dresses.

stella. stelllllllllllaaaaaaaa!!! haha, get it? she's a complainer, this one.

she was complaining that her "fabric" was "trash". well, it is trash bags. did anyone else notice that? the irony? she pics garbage bags, then calls them garbage! well duh! the dress is hideous.

leanne. not much airtime first episode. i like her.

she decided to add cookies to the tablecloth after tim called them all slackers. no, he said the judges would call them slackers. tim wouldn't say that. why didn't they all clap after he said make it work the first time? i would have...

korto. she's like, "i will be the second woman and first african american to win." whoa, there, wait till you make it to... say... top twelve.

it was just a big ole table cloth, but she used letuce and tomatoes (fruits, btw) for the neck thing. fancy! tasty!

wesley. he likes short shorts. nuff said.

i am murdering these pictures, i know. sue me. i thought this was pretty much beautiful. he used yellow fly swatters to make like flowery things... amazing. i thought.

terri. i have nothing really to say about her. she bores me, really.

this was cool cuz she used mop heads. but she thought she was so super awesome because of it. like, okay...
winner
((see, i haven't forgotten my thing that i do!))
what was that movie called? that thing you do? that was it i think... tom hanks? or a guy that looks like tom hanks? idk. it's a good movie though. it should be on some sort of list, if you catch my drift...
okay, now the winner, really

kelli. she's kinda dark, or... something. but i like her.

she used dye and bleech on vacuum bags. genius. and coffee filters. and gold push pins or something. and she used spiral notebook things to make latches on the back. like she was really creative and such.
Auf'd

jerry. this guy scared me. and he was a snob. he was like "i'm already on my way to being really big in the industry" then why are you on here, and why are you auf'd already if you're so great?!! he was just creepy.

and so was this outfit. like seriously, who makes that? it was just boring and had no color and what if i start writing it colour and i pretend i'm english?
i'd say pretty good first episode, the right man went home. sorry i'm so late.
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