just so you know

please note:
on all of the project runway episodes, i changed the date to when they aired. not the date that i published, which was probably more than a week later.
now please enjoy some crazy frog brothers or something of the sort...

new things

so i'm gonna try something new, idk if it'll work...

wow! i think it might work! so this is neil and sabra, sytycd. just kinda random, but i'm amazed at the technology. okay, done now

luvyabye!

denim fiasco

victorya keeps calling sweet p kit in the beginning. duh. i hate victorya. she's stupid if she can't remember who JUST left the NIGHT BEFORE. jeez. she's mean too. ricky cries cuz the judges hate him. i hate him too. he's just like "i love it, but they tell me i'm not good enough" he's still finding himself. hurry up.
model swap. they did it the old way. where the winning and losing models come out. lisa and marie. i love love love them both. if christian picks lisa, then marie is out. if he swaps, all the models come out but then lisa goes home. he picks lisa. i was sad, but got over it.
so this challenge was all about making outfits out of denim jackets and jeans. when i heard that, i emidiatly thought this...


britney and justin in their matching denim! i don't remember where they went, but it was long ago. they were still going out, justin was still boyish, and britney was still the virgin princess of pop with real hair and fans. i miss those days... (sob)

okay, so they ran into this big warehouse full of jeans and jackets hanging. thank you levi's. they run (sweet p loses a shoe and chris is last again. this reminds me of the first day, sigh, before he was kicked off.) i keep getting madder and madder at chris as the weeks pass. HE SHOULDN'T BE THERE! JACK SHOULD! i miss jack. i just recently remembered to think about him. (sob again. this was a tear jerking episode for me)
the jeans get dirty cuz everyone throws them on the dirt floor in the place. nice one. sweet p asks chris how to clean the denim, cuz he's "smart". sure... he says make outfit, wipe with damp something. umm... if you get dirt wet, won't it turn to mud and soak into the denim, not leave?? christian thinks so too. he says to wipe it with a piece of dry denim. then he and chris argue. get over it boys. christian calls chris dumb (or something of that effect). i kinda agree. then chris does one of those interviews and says "it's so cute to see youth" and rolls his eyes. lol. my dad lol-ed. mean, but funny.
during a christian moment, chris says "someone needs to give him a bottle and put him to bed" hahahhaha! sooo funny. we lol-ed again.

christian complains about how they are deconstructing. and how he did that in design school. there's some weird voices involved. he was in school like what, 5 months ago!? he's 21! he was just there! he went to prom like 4 years ago! he acts like he's 12! he should not be talking about how he feels young deconstructing. oh well. now... i believe... this is the episode with the christian tangent. (im going from memory 2 weeks ago. oops) rami says he's like a cartoon character. and then they show christian ripping something from the sewing machine, making a noise and a face. hahaha.

hahahhahahaha. again. he's using his bubbles salon experience well. does sweet p look like she doesn't really want him touching her hair? or is her face just like that?
omg i am such a retard, but i just remembered that i forgot this amazing part. how can i do that!??!! so they were sewing, and everybody's like "do you think chris is lonely all by himself?" cuz he was the only one in the workroom. and christian's like "you know what, no, he's probably out there talking to himself like a crackhead". hahaha and they show him out there, talking. and he's like, yeah, i talk to myself, and my dressform. okay... i just love how quickly christian labled him a crackhead. i would too, that's weird. i am SO sorry that i forgot this. this was like 3 weeks ago!

now for the designs

sweet p

she decides to make a wedding dress? gag, what!??!! she tells some story about her wedding, and her husband named sage. lol. i love that name. it's really appropriate for her too. sweet p and sage. nice. tim is frightened by the dress, so she shortens it.

i love it. i love the dark jean accent. i don't really like light denim, but i like this. it was good she shortened it.

chris

those straps go down into pocket lookin things. i think they're pockets anyway, i don't really know what they're for. but they are fringed. tim doesn't like it. if he's gonna fringe, he should do everything, not just those. chris likes it though. nina says it looks dated, which it kinda does.

christian

pretty fierce. he made a jacket (gasp) and a pair of jeans. the bottom of the jeans was sleeves from a jacket. huh? but it was AMAZING. fiercefiercefierce. my dad doesn't like it when i say fierce, cuz he hates christian. FIERCE! there... he was the only one who made a jacket and jeans. loooooovvvvve him. the judges seem to love it too, saying how inovative he is... we'll see who wins...

rami

haaaaattttte him. jeez. this picture says "i'm carefree and fun! :)" shut up picture! he made a dress with zipper accents. sound familiar? that's right! jeffery's zipper dress from the finale! i just found that picture.. funny one. 1st sister when she saw rami's said "it's like jeffery's!" then second sister, when she saw it the next day, said "that's like jeffery's!" and when i saw it i thought "holy poopy stealer! it's like jeffery's!" only jeff's was better. i hope he's doing well... he looks ugly now. oh well. plus, rami's zippers point down to the model's crotch. what's up with that!? he's got other preferences!

victorya

she wanted to make a cute little trench. whatever. she took an existing jacket and put a skirt on. and still she was last minute working! come on! then on the runway, she tells them that and she's like "it doesn't sound like a lot of work, but somehow, i was still at the sewing machine, working" shut up. you're just slow. that isn't hard. i could probably do that, and all i sew is pillows. granted, amazing pillows, but pillows. tim says it looks patchworky. i think it's just ugly.

ricky

he says he wants it to be like langerie. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. i am so sick of him! he says that he doesn't care anymore what the judges think. michael corrs says something about amy whinehouse and how everyone loves him. including ricky. umm... that chick's in rehab, and half the time she walks around in jeans and her bra. she isn't a fashion icon. but model does look like her. ricky makes these weird noises. it's like in his throat or something. it's kinda like a laugh or... hughhugh. .... um... oh! it's kinda like this one kid in my grade. (woofwoof) you know who he is. he makes that sound too. it's really annoying and i just discovered ricky does it. all the time. mainly laughing moments. soooo annoying.

jillian

she makes a "futuristic" jacket. umm... what was last challenge? oh yeah! a futuristic jacket! come on. and is it weird that both her and V made a jacket together last time, and now both are making jackets again? J says it best "i didn't even know she had an interest in jackets, and now..." true. i think V saw how well the last jacket did and wanted to do another. but i think jillian did the same thing. she wasn't even done when they were leaving. i hate that. how is she never done!?? and then she was cryin, cuz to sew with denim you need special sewing machine stuff, and the needles kept breaking/stabbing her. they stabbed everyone. she was like "im bleeding everywhere!" rami came to look. good boy. he didn't see anything. that's cause there wasn't anything! she wasn't even bleeding. she's just a baby.

random pictures... lol lisa. oh yeah, they had white cotton to work with too. hence the tube. christian and victorya are like BESTIES! when did that happen? probably because both of them are kinda ego-heads. but i love christian, hate victorya.

winner

ricky.

what!!!!!?????! i almost died. i hate him. he cries on the runway cuz "it's a rollercoaster, and you never know if you're good enough" you know you're good enough if you ARE good. i hate him. christian could have won. the judges loved it.

rami could have won too.

sweet p could have won. she's never won anything.

Auf'd

victorya.

finally. she's okay with it. i guess. i kinda wanted chris gone. not that his was the worst, cuz it wasn't. but i think that whenever he does something wrong, they should call him out on it. he WAS already kicked off you know. something that he mentions in every episode.

oh well. if V couldn't remember sweet p's name, then she deserved to go home.

in her exit interview, V said that she would miss christian the most (well duh) and that he might have only liked her because she was an asian and he loves asians. that would be the only sane reason, right, cuz she's crazy. oh well, that made me laugh, that interview did.

can't wait for next week!

(which actually, there wasn't a new one on 1/30 much to my surprise. today is 2/6. 2 weeks later. there's a new one tonite though, and i'm SUPER EXCITED!)

luvyabye!

weather

it's soooo cold outside!!! :0
i just thought you might like to know...

the diva named ferosh

Main Entry:
1avant–garde
Pronunciation:
\ˌä-ˌvän(t)-ˈgärd, ˌa-; ə-ˈvänt-ˌ; ˌa-ˌvōⁿ-ˈ, ˌa-ˌvȯn(t)-ˈ\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
French, vanguard
Date:
1910
: an intelligentsia that develops new or experimental concepts especially in the arts


so for this week's challenge, the designers had to make an avant garde look. in a group of two. plus, later, they had to make a ready to wear look, simplifying the first one. christian was ready to scissors tim when he told them. lol. oh yeah, and it was based off their models' hair styles, which were crazy.


sweet p steals Lea, christian looks hurt, and p says it was cuz lea's hair was fierce. i think everyone on this show says fierce now, thanks to good ole christian. gotta love him. then he takes lisa back, saying she's sooo high fashion. if she was soo high fashion, why didn't you stay with her?!

so i'm just gonna go through the teams, all the pics for that team, and the design, cuz it seems easier. we can only hope.

team fierce

christian and chris.

this was a match made in design heaven. chris with his costume work (i know, enough already), and christian working with mcqueen (i know, enough already) was apparently perfect. i guess mcqueen does avant garde-y stuff, but i don't know. and yes, i should probably be outlawed, but sorry. tell me what he does if you know. so here's some christian momentss...

in picture form...

omg hahaha

i almost died when i saw picture number 2. it's ferosh. which brings me to...

they were working, on their giant design for circles and a shoulder thing, and christian says, ferosh. and then... "if i was a diva, my name would be ferosh." haaaa. i died again i think. he is a diva already. but his name is christian... then he was teaching the models how to model, strutting around the workroom saying things like.. "work it.. to the side, and bring it back... turn... bring it back..." woooooot.

christian was made the team leader, but he was afraid b/c he knew that if it sucked, he would be out. but it didn't suck. it rocked. judges said the skirt on the ready to wear was kinda poopy, but oh well. they had two days to make THAT! it's gorgeous.

team time managment

victorya and jillian.

neither of these ladies can finish on time, so it seems like the perfect pair. jillian was afraid of team leader issues, with V. can you blame her?! no. i think V was leader, but i don't actually know. i think jillian wanted to die. she didn't start the second look until the morning of the runway show. wowzas! they did make a really complicated jacket, and pants/shirt underneath, but still. the pants, in my opinion, were UGLY. but i guess they're in, or something. they were baggy around her front and just poofy. i dind't get it at all.

the fact that they made "three looks" was thrilling for victorya, cuz on the runway she says, "so we should win!" kinda jokingly, but still. christian rolls his eyes, cuz she is SO annoying. and she has an angry asian face. just saying.

team biker accents

lol idk... rami and sweet p

rami was the leader and he totally took over. i hate him cuz he's soo micro managing. the avant garde look wasn't very out there. i liked the little dress that sweet p made. i think it was very her, but the other one was very rami, cuz he did the whole darn thing.
and there's pants with the first dress. what's up with that? is it supposed to make it high fashion? and he did more drapping, so i was mad.

team inner queens

kit and ricky

ricky said that the looks were bringing out the girl in him and the bi*** in kit. umm.... he's already more than half girl outwardly, and kit... she looks like she could be a bi*** but she isn't. they were doing some strange "nesting" thing which apparently is very in right now. idk...

the layers were like tons of aprons for this crazy garden lady. idk what the other thing is. ricky made that. he was like "so i said, give it to me, cuz i make dresses all the time" um, ricky? i think everyone there makes dresses all the time and that it is "nothing for them" jesus... they did make a hoop skirt, which is amazing, but...

winner

team fierce!!!!!! (actually christian)

:D i was soo happy. they really deserved it, it was amazing. they got a photo shoot with elle, and apparently that meant that chris/tian were in it too. whatever. we already know that christian has modeling skills, which he showed off. what was the outfit he wore on the runway?!!? it was a hot mess. uuuugghh. he took pictures in it too! chris had on his leopard print, ugly.

Auf'd

kit. sad, yes. deserved, maybe. i didn't think it was as bad as rami/sweet p. they didn't work together. ricky and kit obviously worked well together, something about running together at the gym or something. hopefully not in manpris ricky! i was sad, seeing as team star now consists of christian. oh well, he's gonna win.

auf widersein kit!

check out daniel's blog. he's got great team names! they're ferosh.

i think killervirgo has one this week... nope. he's two behind. i just have this one and next... so he''s behind me as soon as i press.... this.....

unlucky episode 7

this episode made me want to slap some people... you'll see who soon enough...

i found a new blog. the guy hates christian, but he's funny. you gotta go to "... letter prom..." daniel vosovic's blog is genius as usual, you gotta read it. killervirgo! it finally works!

their models are coming out and guess what!?? it's not their models! it's these high school girls from new jersey. and the designers are supposed to make them prom dresses. christian says prom is tacky. but i thought that's where he started, making a prom dress for his sister. maybe it was just a dress, not for prom. anyways... so the girls get to pick which designer they want to work with. there was this black girl (srry, not discriminating) that came out and right away i was like, ooo i don't think she'll be very good. i don't know why, i just felt it. she picks christian. woo...i like christian better in polos than regular shirts. just thought i would say that.

here's a better picture of ricky's tat... i'm trying to get a really good one. who's hand is looking at it?? ... he always wears his man-pris and a black shirt. it's not slimming ricky, you'll always be ugly. this challenge brings ricky back to where he came from (and brings tears). his mom used to make dresses or something... he calls her, and they speak in spanish. right away, my mind [suggests] that he's an alien from mexico, cuz if you do recall... (flashback music)

first day....

fabric run, ricky runs "like a mexican running to the border"... hmmm...

okay... so here's rami's girl. before the transformation.remember the glasses now... and the curls. and the girlish outlook on life.. you can't see that from the picture, but it's there!

they also showed pictures of the designers in high school, going to prom... (more flashback music)

sweet p's prom was like 30 years ago. i love the guy's hair... she got very choked up when talking about prom, i think she had a "good" time...

i'm actually afraid for kit. i don't know why, but i'm afraid...

kevin is from new jersey, which i call america's sewer... he says that every high school kid in new jersey steals booze from the 'rents. then he promises to put a chastity belt in his dress. i find this funny, while "M" didn't get it. poor, "M"... she's been under a rock, apparently... she also didn't know that paula abdul used to sing and dance. any tard who doesn't know that should be sent away, to switzerland, to learn these most utterly important things.

might i note, that i cannot find the picture of christian's prom online. but... he had on the fiercest sparkly vest. he said that he was VOTED best dressed. that's my christian.. then he makes some crack about "this is the most important day of my life". idk what he means, but it was funny.

chris didn't go to prom, instead, he stayed home, watched old movies, and got drunk. loser.

jillian asks if her hair is bigger than usual.. christian says "it's pretty tina turner today". lol. i notice that he has his dress nearly done, and is sewing beans/lace onto the hem. jillian is still working with the muslin. he's super fast, plus jillian has time managment issues, but still, he's like a super hero.

i just need to add this... people are in the sewing room, like, sewing, and jillian says "kit pistol..." then chris says "who the he** is kit pistol anyway? what's her mom's name, machine gun?" to which kit says... "no, it's oozy, you a**hole" i love this episode because it really shows the designers just being themselves, and interacting. they are all really funny...

chris tells a joke, are you ready? "what would you call the flinstones if they were gay?" kit and ricky go "i don't know..." and he says, "fags". kit almost dies. it's not a very nice joke, but it's still kinda funny.

christian is having real problems with Maddi, his model. she's a desinger, and she steals his pencil while they sketch. right away, bad. i kinda don't think christian shares very much, but he put up with it. he was only in high school like 4 years ago. then during a fitting, maddi is very negative, and he almost cries, seriously. i felt soo bad for him, cuz it's sitting there, saying, "very cute," hiding his tears. (by the way, i can say "very cute" just like christian does in this episode, i'm genius) sweet p calls him the "wonder kid around here". i always knew i liked her... that night, christian puts this neon orange towel on his head. chris says that he's loosing it,and he probably is. christian tells them how much they will miss him when he's eliminated the next day, and leaves. i love his pjs... lol.

finally, the designs

jillian. it's kinda aquatic. i don't have much to say. blah.

chris. i think it's really good. he's been doing good, but i don't think he deserves to be there. i like him, he's funny, but he was kicked off. it's just unfair, but i can't change it.

this is rami's sweet little model. she looks 30. i'm just... all he does is drape, and i hope that comes and bites him in the butt soon, cuz he sucks. i've started calling him jerusalem boy, and i wish he would go back there. he was in the bottom 3 too, so i got my hopes up...

ricky. she looks like casper, the happy ghost. friendly?... w/e. she does seem happy, but she's a marshmallow. ricky said "the girl inside me would wear this" um... okay. and then, "when i had a girlfriend, i made her prom dress, that should have been a clue right there, right?" um, yeah. i find that funny. but very true...

sweet p. this is very her, i think, but very glamorous. she almost won, and i wish she would have. she did good.

kit. i like this too. nice color, not crazy like victorya's. it's new, and... i just like it.

christian. there's maddi. it's real short, and the back is hidious. but it's very detailed which is him, and only a little "tickery-tack" as he would say. i was very worried.

winner

victorya. it's kinda boring. there's gems on the collar... her model was very awkward, but all of them were. i hope none of them go into it professionally... i don't think she deserved to win, but oh well.

Auf'd

this of course, leaves only kevin. he decided not to hem it, a choice that was stupid. also, the halter on this girl was NOT good. her boobs are falling all over the place. it was between him and christian at the end (and maddi had already thrown christian into oncomming traffic). am i glad that it was kevin? no. but between the two, yes. i think rami or ricky should have been out, but, my opinion doesn't really matter to hiedi klum. or nina.

next week (which i have already seen cuz i'm so far behind), chris build a cell phone tower so they can call out. his words, not mine.

luvyabye! :D

my apologies to the chef

well, not the chef, but the public
sorry, i'm busy, i still don't have episode 6 yet.
it'll be fantastic though, the best yet.
so just hold tight, i don't know when i can do it though, i'm busy tomorrow too
crap, life is too busy.
oh well.

to AW

i changed the first one, so now it has the real video link and the first runway show long ago. you should watch it if you can, amelyn

hello world

sorry about the last one...
so this is new, and i've got lots of catching up to do on project runway season 4, so here it is...
basically i talk about all the good reality tv shows... when it's their season
i've got a lot to say...

hello world

the sweetest show i have ever seen

eVER!

i love this one with everything that i am. i thought it was the funniest episode in all 4 seasons. so did daniel vosovic, read his blog, it's punny.
oh, and the full episode is online! just incase...
and, they show christian in a funny hat, with his hair poof... i love it.
so now i'm gonna start having more than just pictures of the designs... "M"'s idea. my first on is this... i don' tknow why.. but i like this picture. i love that shirt he's wearing, with all the stripes. and he looks real happy and funny.
they picked their models... (oh yeah, this is gonna be real long cuz i have TONS to say) and christian stole Lea, who everyone wants. then his old model lisa was almost out, which i was soo scared cuz i liked her. but then ricky took her. good ole ricky! i still hate him though.
tim wakes them up. FUNNY. kit answers the door without a bra on, and her hair is a wreck. kevin is like brushing his teeth naked. ricky poops his pants, chris asks "where are your pajamas with the feet in them?" maybe he is funny... and christian is alseep in bed and just waves at them. i think that is hilarious too. this episode rocks.
then tim takes them on a field trip... to Hershey's in Time Square. yes, they're "making s*** out of candy" as christian so kindly put it. elisa almost pooped her pants, seriously. i guess her and her daughter went there before. who cares?

here they are at hershey's, "the sweetest place... in new york... here are some delisious brands... for you to create your designs with..." that's what the weird lady who greated them at the store said. killervirgo (sorry, the link won't work) said she must be non human, and i have to agree. she spoke with pauses and looked unnaturally welcoming. i thought she had q-cards, and was just a slow reader... anyway, she was dumb.

here's a creepy picture of ricky.i don't know why... his tattoo is showing. it's like Mary or someone holy... and his silly hat. he makes all of those, by the way. wow. and his man-pris. guys who wear capris should be shot, right where they stand. it makes me vomit.

okay!!! so they gather supplies, they have like 5 minutes, and everyone runs like crazies. christian is gathering reeses peanut butter cups. he calls them "reeesies piecies" which is sooo funny i can't even say. he's like six, really. so he has piles of them and he yells "this is my pile bi****s, don't touch it!

everyone had wayy too much fun buying candy...

all i can say is, "what the heck!?!!!" like, why would he need those, it's almost sickening. not as sickening as when he is asleep on the couch later, and he is gross, and he snores and his tongue sticks out. i vomited again.

so here's christian's plan...he had to unwrap them. he says... "i tried to count, but i got dizzy" i would too. then... "my table's so dirty, i'm gonna cry." he complains A LOT. but it's funny.

the designs

kevin. he used the logo pillows to make an outfit that was real. okay, i get it. but i don't think he really accepted the challenge, i was bored, but it was nice...

kit. she used kit kat wrappers for the top, which is funny for me... i kinda like it... w/e

chris. i do kinda like it. it looks like it could be worn, the top is twizzlers and hershey logos... it kinda hurts my brain though..

ricky. i HATE to admit it, but i do like the bubble skirt. it reminds me of angela in season 3, she always did bubble skirts. ricky mentions christian's ego. whatever. i hate ricky. i thin some people really like and need christian's help, victorya always gets advice and so does sweet p. he's helpful, shut up ricky

victorya. so she used york peppermint patty pillow as fabric. but she alternated, because the silver "was too mcuh" i think it would be better all silver. it's kinda gross.

jillian. she was in emotional turmoil the whole episode, cuz she made it all out of twizzlers. and she wasn't gonna be done. but she did finish, and she almost won. it's okay, in my opinion.

sweet p. she made 3 dresses before chosing this. the first had a "print" made of bear fur and pillows. and ceramic. yuk. tim said #2 looked like a maxi pad. lol, she started over. and this is what she sent down the runway. ???

i really love this. it's all the brown paper circles from the reecies piecies. i thought he could win, but then i saw some of the other designs. he was good though, and he made a wrist thing and head thing. love it.

on the day of the runway, christian says "it's a trannie mess up in here." what does that mean? i'm probably really stupid, but i seriously don't know.

winner

rami. explicits should be used. i hate this guy, i hate him i hate him. it is a good dress though. more explicits. so the skirt is like paper, and he said it could rip, and i wished it would.

Auf'd

elisa. it was supposed to be for her daughter, calliope. crazy name. we hear all about how she was hit by a car in london when she was starting a tshirt biz. then she was in a coma. now she's here. she says that its... some big word. like gretle (like with hansel). i don't really see it, but whatever.

apparently ("M" told me this) hershey is selling the dresses for like 10,000 dollars. we want some... i guess i'm supposed to ask if anyone has any information on it... or is willing to give us $10,000...

out...