unlucky episode 7

this episode made me want to slap some people... you'll see who soon enough...

i found a new blog. the guy hates christian, but he's funny. you gotta go to "... letter prom..." daniel vosovic's blog is genius as usual, you gotta read it. killervirgo! it finally works!

their models are coming out and guess what!?? it's not their models! it's these high school girls from new jersey. and the designers are supposed to make them prom dresses. christian says prom is tacky. but i thought that's where he started, making a prom dress for his sister. maybe it was just a dress, not for prom. anyways... so the girls get to pick which designer they want to work with. there was this black girl (srry, not discriminating) that came out and right away i was like, ooo i don't think she'll be very good. i don't know why, i just felt it. she picks christian. woo...i like christian better in polos than regular shirts. just thought i would say that.

here's a better picture of ricky's tat... i'm trying to get a really good one. who's hand is looking at it?? ... he always wears his man-pris and a black shirt. it's not slimming ricky, you'll always be ugly. this challenge brings ricky back to where he came from (and brings tears). his mom used to make dresses or something... he calls her, and they speak in spanish. right away, my mind [suggests] that he's an alien from mexico, cuz if you do recall... (flashback music)

first day....

fabric run, ricky runs "like a mexican running to the border"... hmmm...

okay... so here's rami's girl. before the transformation.remember the glasses now... and the curls. and the girlish outlook on life.. you can't see that from the picture, but it's there!

they also showed pictures of the designers in high school, going to prom... (more flashback music)

sweet p's prom was like 30 years ago. i love the guy's hair... she got very choked up when talking about prom, i think she had a "good" time...

i'm actually afraid for kit. i don't know why, but i'm afraid...

kevin is from new jersey, which i call america's sewer... he says that every high school kid in new jersey steals booze from the 'rents. then he promises to put a chastity belt in his dress. i find this funny, while "M" didn't get it. poor, "M"... she's been under a rock, apparently... she also didn't know that paula abdul used to sing and dance. any tard who doesn't know that should be sent away, to switzerland, to learn these most utterly important things.

might i note, that i cannot find the picture of christian's prom online. but... he had on the fiercest sparkly vest. he said that he was VOTED best dressed. that's my christian.. then he makes some crack about "this is the most important day of my life". idk what he means, but it was funny.

chris didn't go to prom, instead, he stayed home, watched old movies, and got drunk. loser.

jillian asks if her hair is bigger than usual.. christian says "it's pretty tina turner today". lol. i notice that he has his dress nearly done, and is sewing beans/lace onto the hem. jillian is still working with the muslin. he's super fast, plus jillian has time managment issues, but still, he's like a super hero.

i just need to add this... people are in the sewing room, like, sewing, and jillian says "kit pistol..." then chris says "who the he** is kit pistol anyway? what's her mom's name, machine gun?" to which kit says... "no, it's oozy, you a**hole" i love this episode because it really shows the designers just being themselves, and interacting. they are all really funny...

chris tells a joke, are you ready? "what would you call the flinstones if they were gay?" kit and ricky go "i don't know..." and he says, "fags". kit almost dies. it's not a very nice joke, but it's still kinda funny.

christian is having real problems with Maddi, his model. she's a desinger, and she steals his pencil while they sketch. right away, bad. i kinda don't think christian shares very much, but he put up with it. he was only in high school like 4 years ago. then during a fitting, maddi is very negative, and he almost cries, seriously. i felt soo bad for him, cuz it's sitting there, saying, "very cute," hiding his tears. (by the way, i can say "very cute" just like christian does in this episode, i'm genius) sweet p calls him the "wonder kid around here". i always knew i liked her... that night, christian puts this neon orange towel on his head. chris says that he's loosing it,and he probably is. christian tells them how much they will miss him when he's eliminated the next day, and leaves. i love his pjs... lol.

finally, the designs

jillian. it's kinda aquatic. i don't have much to say. blah.

chris. i think it's really good. he's been doing good, but i don't think he deserves to be there. i like him, he's funny, but he was kicked off. it's just unfair, but i can't change it.

this is rami's sweet little model. she looks 30. i'm just... all he does is drape, and i hope that comes and bites him in the butt soon, cuz he sucks. i've started calling him jerusalem boy, and i wish he would go back there. he was in the bottom 3 too, so i got my hopes up...

ricky. she looks like casper, the happy ghost. friendly?... w/e. she does seem happy, but she's a marshmallow. ricky said "the girl inside me would wear this" um... okay. and then, "when i had a girlfriend, i made her prom dress, that should have been a clue right there, right?" um, yeah. i find that funny. but very true...

sweet p. this is very her, i think, but very glamorous. she almost won, and i wish she would have. she did good.

kit. i like this too. nice color, not crazy like victorya's. it's new, and... i just like it.

christian. there's maddi. it's real short, and the back is hidious. but it's very detailed which is him, and only a little "tickery-tack" as he would say. i was very worried.

winner

victorya. it's kinda boring. there's gems on the collar... her model was very awkward, but all of them were. i hope none of them go into it professionally... i don't think she deserved to win, but oh well.

Auf'd

this of course, leaves only kevin. he decided not to hem it, a choice that was stupid. also, the halter on this girl was NOT good. her boobs are falling all over the place. it was between him and christian at the end (and maddi had already thrown christian into oncomming traffic). am i glad that it was kevin? no. but between the two, yes. i think rami or ricky should have been out, but, my opinion doesn't really matter to hiedi klum. or nina.

next week (which i have already seen cuz i'm so far behind), chris build a cell phone tower so they can call out. his words, not mine.

luvyabye! :D