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Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
top 24
the first 3 weeks are 3 nights a week
i hate this. so i'm gonna have one post.
tuesday night was boys night.
and the whole week was 60s themed
i don't know half of the boys this year. they made it through, but they weren't aired at all, so no one knows their journey.
David Hernandez - 24 - Arizona
Midnight Hour
i don't like him. he seems like an okay guy, but he's kinda... "worthy" like he thinks he's real good. it's good, but not greatness.
Chikeze Eze - 22 - California
Yesterday (i don't think this is actually the name of the song..)
i hate chikeze. what kind of a name is that!?? and he wore this red jumpsuit. he's ugly. he sings okay, but i'm sick of him already.
David Cook - 25 - Missouri
Happy Together
i like him. he used to have red in his hair, but not anymore. he's a rocker, and i could tell, but he was good.
Jason Yeager - 28 - Texas
Moon River
he has this blond streak right in the middle of his hair. like blake at the end of last year. oh i hated that. he sings like he's 75. so boring.
Robbie Carrico - 26 - Florida
One
he looks like bucky covington!!! that's what i thought. he's a rocker too. i didn't like him, but i guess he did okay.
David Archuleta - 17 - Utah
Shop Around
this kid is probably the best. but he was the one who had a paralized vocal cord, and his breathing annoys the crap out of me. i like him, but his breathing makes me want to choke him. no more breathing then. at the end he was so funny! ryan was kinda picking on him, cuz he's so young and naive. then he was like "you're just voting for him, you can't actually adopt him" and david was like "hehe" and he *elbowedelbowed* ryan. omg i was laughing so hard. he was like "i'm 17!" and just laughing. he's shy, but sooo funny.
Danny Noriega - 18 - California
Jailhouse Rock
hahaha! i love him, but he's soo annoying. he's just like christian though!! oh my gosh! he's totally gay but he has fierce hair. simon didn't like him. danny was talking to ryan and he's like "i was just having fun, but somebody wasn't likin it!" and did his head spiny thing. oh i laughed so hard.
Luke Menard - 29 - Indiana
Echoes of my Mind
i hate him i hate him i hate him. he's boring. i want him gone!
Colton Berry - 18 - Virginia
Suspicious Minds
he was the one who was theatrical. i saw him with silly spiked up hair and he looked much better than without it. the song was okay... whatever.
Garrett Haley - 17 - Ohio
Breaking Up is Hard to Do
so boring! and he looks like a girl with his long hair. i think my sister actually fell asleep during his song. simon said he looked like he'd been locked up in his room for a month... like, he was pale. i saw the view on wednesday, and they were talking about him. they said he looked "sexually safe." it was like, all the preteen girls are gonna love him, and their fathers are okay with that because he looks safe. lol.
Jason Castro - 20 - Texas
Played guitar & Sang Daydream
i lovelovelove him! at first i hated him. i had never seen him before. and he has dreadlocks. now i like the dreads. he's kinda shy looking. but omg it was amazing. he played the guitar. he's not a power singer, but he sounds good. simon said his was one of the top 2 performances that night, david a. probably being the best. i love this guy. i'm prolly gonna go OCD up in here real soon with this kid. lol jk jk.
Michael Johns - 29 - Aussie - Georgia
Light My Fire
everybody loves the aussie. he sang the same song as amanda did in hollywood. he's not THAT good, but he's still good. i haven't fallen for him, but i love the accent.
girls night!
Kristy Lee Cook - 24 - Oregon -
Rescue Me
um... i don't like her. she has a funny face
JoAnne Borgella - 25 - New Jersey -
Say a Lttle Prayer
she's the plus sized model. she's okay. i just don't like her, but she's not terrible
Alaina Whittaker - 16 - Oklahoma -
More Than Yesterday
i have no idea who she is... nope. we haven't seen all the girls either.
Amanda Overmyer - 23 - Indiana -
Baby Please Don't Go
she's the creapy rocker. she's a powerhouse. but i get annoyed of her loud raspy voice. sure, she's good, but... no.
Amy Davis - 25 - Indiana -
Where the Boys Are
i don't like her she's kind of annoying.
Brooke White - 24 - Arizona -
Happy Together
i love her cuz she's the basket case who was crying before she even went into the room with the chair last week. and she doesn't watch R rated movies. she was good. why did they let people sing the same songs as other people though? that really annoyed me, cuz a few people did that.
Alexandrea Lushington - 17 - Georgia
- Spinning Wheel
i liked her outfit. she's kind of annoying. she sang goodish though.
Kady Malloy - 18 - Texas -
Groovy Kind of Love
she looks really young. she did good, but it was old. the judges want her to be wilder. i'm waiting...
Asia'H Epperson - 19 - Missouri -
Pieceof My Heart
i really like her. she's kinda funny and crazy... her dad died when she went to audition, right?... yeah. she sings good.
Ramiele Malubay - 20 - Florida -
You Don't Have to Say You Love Me (or something to that effect)
i had this song stuck in my head today and i didn't know why. here it is! she's the tiny asian with a big voice. her voice is almost too big for her, like it doesn't look like she should be the one singing. she's good though, but maybe thinks too much of her tiny asian self.
Syesha Mercado - 21 - Florida -
Tobacco Road
she's got her voice back! she's good, but i think it won't last. i don't know why, but i have a premonition...
Carly Smithson - 24 - San Diego -
idk what she sang...
i loved her from day one. i love european accents, so i was hooked. she's a powerhouse. and thank god we got rid of that awful gold eye shadow.
elimination day.
duh duh duh dunnnnn
they sang this awful group song. i'm sick of those already. it's okay when it's like the best 4 singing, but 24 is just too much. luckily, we were gettin rid of 4 tonight.
they had on these 60s inspired outfits. i say 'inspired' loosely, cuz it wasn't really 60s in my mind. whatever.
the boys were up first. sitting on the couches. remember when they only have 1 couch?? but now they have 2 or 3. i didn't pay that much attention.
ryan says, i want to talk to somebody. garrett! get up here and let's talk!
so girlboy goes up there and ryan talks to him about how hard it'll be to say goodbye to people. and i was like "ooooo....." and ryan was just like 'garrett, you're going home.' and i was like "what! why so fast?!" he did it soo fast, like ripping a bandaid. does it really dull the pain? no.
so garret is supposed to sing now!! and he's just like "oh! i hope i remember the words! *giggle*". don't we all, garrett, don't we all. so he sings boring again.
now, during some point of this crazy ride we call Idol, paula and randy show paula's new music video!! she's comin' back folks! now, this may not be as exciting to some as it is to others (me). "M" didn't even know that paula used to sing and dance until i told her. way. to. go.!
the song is called "dance like there's no tomorrow". randy makes a guest apperance, playing guitar in paula's band. he' s jammin along. i didn't know he played guitar. or bass... whatever. paula's voice is soo processed, you couldn't even tell it was her. don't ask what processed is, "M", cuz i'm not explaining. and paula did these weird 'dance' sculptural moves with these other people. whatever agian. she did dance, but because her body is so crappy from all the old dancing, i don't think she really broke it down. oh well.
now it's the girls' turn on the chopping block. ryan calls up... kristy lee i think. he talks to her, then says that she's safe. cuz it would have been too obvious to cut her out now. then he looks at the couch and says "amy davis, you're out". quick agian. so she sings.
i hate this. so i'm gonna have one post.
tuesday night was boys night.
and the whole week was 60s themed
i don't know half of the boys this year. they made it through, but they weren't aired at all, so no one knows their journey.
David Hernandez - 24 - Arizona
Midnight Hour
i don't like him. he seems like an okay guy, but he's kinda... "worthy" like he thinks he's real good. it's good, but not greatness.
Chikeze Eze - 22 - California
Yesterday (i don't think this is actually the name of the song..)
i hate chikeze. what kind of a name is that!?? and he wore this red jumpsuit. he's ugly. he sings okay, but i'm sick of him already.
David Cook - 25 - Missouri
Happy Together
i like him. he used to have red in his hair, but not anymore. he's a rocker, and i could tell, but he was good.
Jason Yeager - 28 - Texas
Moon River
he has this blond streak right in the middle of his hair. like blake at the end of last year. oh i hated that. he sings like he's 75. so boring.
Robbie Carrico - 26 - Florida
One
he looks like bucky covington!!! that's what i thought. he's a rocker too. i didn't like him, but i guess he did okay.
David Archuleta - 17 - Utah
Shop Around
this kid is probably the best. but he was the one who had a paralized vocal cord, and his breathing annoys the crap out of me. i like him, but his breathing makes me want to choke him. no more breathing then. at the end he was so funny! ryan was kinda picking on him, cuz he's so young and naive. then he was like "you're just voting for him, you can't actually adopt him" and david was like "hehe" and he *elbowedelbowed* ryan. omg i was laughing so hard. he was like "i'm 17!" and just laughing. he's shy, but sooo funny.
Danny Noriega - 18 - California
Jailhouse Rock
hahaha! i love him, but he's soo annoying. he's just like christian though!! oh my gosh! he's totally gay but he has fierce hair. simon didn't like him. danny was talking to ryan and he's like "i was just having fun, but somebody wasn't likin it!" and did his head spiny thing. oh i laughed so hard.
Luke Menard - 29 - Indiana
Echoes of my Mind
i hate him i hate him i hate him. he's boring. i want him gone!
Colton Berry - 18 - Virginia
Suspicious Minds
he was the one who was theatrical. i saw him with silly spiked up hair and he looked much better than without it. the song was okay... whatever.
Garrett Haley - 17 - Ohio
Breaking Up is Hard to Do
so boring! and he looks like a girl with his long hair. i think my sister actually fell asleep during his song. simon said he looked like he'd been locked up in his room for a month... like, he was pale. i saw the view on wednesday, and they were talking about him. they said he looked "sexually safe." it was like, all the preteen girls are gonna love him, and their fathers are okay with that because he looks safe. lol.
Jason Castro - 20 - Texas
Played guitar & Sang Daydream
i lovelovelove him! at first i hated him. i had never seen him before. and he has dreadlocks. now i like the dreads. he's kinda shy looking. but omg it was amazing. he played the guitar. he's not a power singer, but he sounds good. simon said his was one of the top 2 performances that night, david a. probably being the best. i love this guy. i'm prolly gonna go OCD up in here real soon with this kid. lol jk jk.
Michael Johns - 29 - Aussie - Georgia
Light My Fire
everybody loves the aussie. he sang the same song as amanda did in hollywood. he's not THAT good, but he's still good. i haven't fallen for him, but i love the accent.
girls night!
Kristy Lee Cook - 24 - Oregon -
Rescue Me
um... i don't like her. she has a funny face
JoAnne Borgella - 25 - New Jersey -
Say a Lttle Prayer
she's the plus sized model. she's okay. i just don't like her, but she's not terrible
Alaina Whittaker - 16 - Oklahoma -
More Than Yesterday
i have no idea who she is... nope. we haven't seen all the girls either.
Amanda Overmyer - 23 - Indiana -
Baby Please Don't Go
she's the creapy rocker. she's a powerhouse. but i get annoyed of her loud raspy voice. sure, she's good, but... no.
Amy Davis - 25 - Indiana -
Where the Boys Are
i don't like her she's kind of annoying.
Brooke White - 24 - Arizona -
Happy Together
i love her cuz she's the basket case who was crying before she even went into the room with the chair last week. and she doesn't watch R rated movies. she was good. why did they let people sing the same songs as other people though? that really annoyed me, cuz a few people did that.
Alexandrea Lushington - 17 - Georgia
- Spinning Wheel
i liked her outfit. she's kind of annoying. she sang goodish though.
Kady Malloy - 18 - Texas -
Groovy Kind of Love
she looks really young. she did good, but it was old. the judges want her to be wilder. i'm waiting...
Asia'H Epperson - 19 - Missouri -
Pieceof My Heart
i really like her. she's kinda funny and crazy... her dad died when she went to audition, right?... yeah. she sings good.
Ramiele Malubay - 20 - Florida -
You Don't Have to Say You Love Me (or something to that effect)
i had this song stuck in my head today and i didn't know why. here it is! she's the tiny asian with a big voice. her voice is almost too big for her, like it doesn't look like she should be the one singing. she's good though, but maybe thinks too much of her tiny asian self.
Syesha Mercado - 21 - Florida -
Tobacco Road
she's got her voice back! she's good, but i think it won't last. i don't know why, but i have a premonition...
Carly Smithson - 24 - San Diego -
idk what she sang...
i loved her from day one. i love european accents, so i was hooked. she's a powerhouse. and thank god we got rid of that awful gold eye shadow.
elimination day.
duh duh duh dunnnnn
they sang this awful group song. i'm sick of those already. it's okay when it's like the best 4 singing, but 24 is just too much. luckily, we were gettin rid of 4 tonight.
they had on these 60s inspired outfits. i say 'inspired' loosely, cuz it wasn't really 60s in my mind. whatever.
the boys were up first. sitting on the couches. remember when they only have 1 couch?? but now they have 2 or 3. i didn't pay that much attention.
ryan says, i want to talk to somebody. garrett! get up here and let's talk!
so girlboy goes up there and ryan talks to him about how hard it'll be to say goodbye to people. and i was like "ooooo....." and ryan was just like 'garrett, you're going home.' and i was like "what! why so fast?!" he did it soo fast, like ripping a bandaid. does it really dull the pain? no.
so garret is supposed to sing now!! and he's just like "oh! i hope i remember the words! *giggle*". don't we all, garrett, don't we all. so he sings boring again.
now, during some point of this crazy ride we call Idol, paula and randy show paula's new music video!! she's comin' back folks! now, this may not be as exciting to some as it is to others (me). "M" didn't even know that paula used to sing and dance until i told her. way. to. go.!
the song is called "dance like there's no tomorrow". randy makes a guest apperance, playing guitar in paula's band. he' s jammin along. i didn't know he played guitar. or bass... whatever. paula's voice is soo processed, you couldn't even tell it was her. don't ask what processed is, "M", cuz i'm not explaining. and paula did these weird 'dance' sculptural moves with these other people. whatever agian. she did dance, but because her body is so crappy from all the old dancing, i don't think she really broke it down. oh well.
now it's the girls' turn on the chopping block. ryan calls up... kristy lee i think. he talks to her, then says that she's safe. cuz it would have been too obvious to cut her out now. then he looks at the couch and says "amy davis, you're out". quick agian. so she sings.
then they do the girls agian. i know, dirty, but listen. so they talk, talk. and joanne is out. fine. i didn't like her that much. so she sings.
then they bring chakezie and colton up. and mi padre is like "they're both safe" and ryan was talkin talkin. colton, you're out. say whuut? so he sings. i don't think it was his time to go, no. he could have done better, but i'm over it.
i found the best youtube user. omg this kid is amazing. they just joined on tuesday, the first day of the real idol. i find that ironic. but they have all of the songs, all of the eliminations, paula's video. idolfreak08 is the best. and you can tell who has the most fans by the number of views. danny a. had 36 thousand, and i thought that would be the most. so i was looking, found a 37 thousand. idk who. then, jason castro. 125 thousand! he won. but this was 2 days ago, so the numbers are higher now. i love jason castro, wanna buy him. like him, not his cd. him. jk jk.
my synopsis
biggest crybaby: ramiele. she was going to vomit from all that sobbing. jesus.
biggest dork: probably david a. he's just so naively, adorably silly. *elbowelbow* hehe
biggest bore: um... luke or the other jason
biggest gay: definately danny. i don't know if there are any other gays...
biggest ladies' man: probably michael johns. or david a, the girls just love him!
biggest man's lady: i really don't know. asia'h maybe... but i don't know them well enough.
worst who should be gone who isn't: luke or alaina. i don't know who she is!
worst singer this season: i don't think it was one of the ones who left. maybe garrett. chikezie i think.
best singer this season: i should say biggest singer: um... carly. ramiele. david a.
one who's gonna become the one to beat: i'm thinking david cook. i have a feeling
my favorite: jason castro definately. or david a or c. or carly maybe. or asia'h. jason first though.
this was long. sorry. it'll be shorter later.
lizzy out!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Reunion Special!!!
yay!
the reunion special is finally here! i love the reunion, it's probably my favorite all season. sad, right? so all the disigners are back, and i was disapointed that they didn't show them driving up, going to a bar, before the show. that's what they usually do. it's probably cuz they had soo much to do, right, that they couldn't waste time watching them get... wasted.
so they talk to the disigners about their "fame" now. sweet p says she's famous, jack black loves her. something about brad pitt... how no one noticed him cuz they were talking to her. good for her. kit has 8 year old girls sending her their designs for advice. elisa inspired all the weird kids out there. saying "they say 'thank you for letting me be different'" or something like that. okay.
the designers are asked who they thought would be in the top three. marion says carmen, she thanks him. steve talks about rami's draping magic and says him. whatever.
then they bring out the top 4. christian first. he prances, does some poses behind the curtain thing, heidi asks him how long it took him to do his hair. he says "i don't know, i did it like 4 times"! giggles all around. jillian comes. she lifts her skirt, sticks her butt out behind the curtain. she says "i missed you all" when she comes out. she looks very very nervous for some reason. like she's uncomfortable. christian says how cute she is. rami. does the snaps thing behind the curtain. walks out. chirs waves like a retard. i'm thinking rosie in 'riding the bus with my sister' even though i've never seen that. sounds good. heidi asks him if he missed everyone and he says "yes." done. with. that.
they flash back to the last episode, which some may have JUST finished watching and DO NOT want to see again. so we see it. then we see rami and chris HOLDING HANDS now. that's sweet. chris talks about what it would feel like to finally beat rami, hitting him coyly, and has some sort of explosion with his face. i didn't get it, but it was thrilling.
they next talk to jack. heidi wants to know how he's doing. duh. he was better a week after he left. 5 days in the hospital. i've known that for weeks. they say that everyone thought he would be in fashion week. they show the clip and everyone cries fresh tears. i was kinda sad, yet kinda over it at the same time. moving on. oh! they ask christian how he felt. he was sad, coming off of the team star thing. he compared it to a storm hitting them all. and then he says "i'm glad i can see you now!" there's something awkward about this show i think. they talk to victorya "you were upset too". she says "... " nothing. she talks about anger or upsetness or something. and heidi says "victorya was always a little uptight, no?" V does her smug half smile. tim laughs and says yes.
people want to know if jack will come back next year. i hope so. that would be fantastic!!!
tim asks kevin a serious question: are you sure you're not gay? answer: yes.
hum... que montage (oh, and i'm still waiting for my fierce montage)
jack says kevin will soon be speaking "fluent gay". there's a gay language!? amazing. and then they show "jack nude hour" apparently jack didn't like to wear clothing. he says "i'm always nude i don't care" okay. they show his menswear purple thing. heidi calls it fruity. which means gay. kevin says that he was lonely... after.... marion? left. idk it was after someone left and he was alone in his room. and jack's just like "aww, i would have come slept with you" hehe. after montage... they're talkin to him. he's living with his girlfriend. christian says "you wanna come sit by me?" hahahaha. so cute. tim isn't entirely convinced of kevin. we'll see.
they make their predictions for fan favorite.. most people think chris. duh. chris said he voted for tim. carmen thinks christian. duh.
they get a viewer question. is it as hard as it looks? HOLY CRAP YES. even i know that. they all say "yes!" christian says "it was a tranny mess!!!" lol. they talk about chinese food. christian says that it wasn't 'cute' for everyone. if you know what he means. ( he did stanky signs). lol. elisa does some quote from kit about losing weight on the chinese food diet and she' totally crazycrazycrazy. she didn't even make sense.
they have a montage of silly elisa things. (still waiting for fierce montage here!)
she makes noises a lot.
spit marking.
saying she's from another planet.
noises.
they did NOT show christian and his hymalaian mountains. which made me angry.
they have this thing, elisa on the phone with someone (probably moses) and she says she had a dream where she went to this canibalistic planet. okay dokay. she writes backwards!!!! omg! apparently she loved davinci. kevin compares her to mork from mork and mindy. lol robin williams.
favorite challenges: kevin, transformation. christian, avaunt garde, art. duh. jillian, art.
TEARS! ricky montage! (hehem!)
he says "i don't cry that much". EXCUSE ME?! we have a whole reel of footage that says otherwise! they ask him his name: tears. they go to the accessory wall: tears. rollercoaster: tears. win a challenge: tears. he said "i suck!" like 30 times. with tears. he is not very confident. they show christian watching the montage. he is RIVITED. he loves every second of it. afterwards, ricky says "i didn't know i would cry like a woman." OH. NO. YOU DIDN'T. duh, ricky, you are a woman.
another genious question. were you ever upset by what people said about you?
duh. carmen gets all defensive. she's like kit and sweet p weren't even upset when i left. sweet p was all "at least it wasn't me" and kit was all "it wouldn't have been good finished". both were true, by the way. kit hugs her, tries to make the disgruntled carmen happy again.
jack says how he knew they were in a "state of stress", so he gave them some license. that makes sense. elisa talks about the microscope environment. she's right for once. people are gonna say things when they're stuck with you. get over it.
chris' laughter! heidi imitates. not very well, but i applaud the effort. montage. jeez.
he says "even mothers have to love ugly children... not mine." and luaghs.
basically it's just lots of laughs. my whole family was sitting there laughing because it was contagious! jillian got annoyed. everyone did. heidi asks him to laugh us into the break. duh, he can't laugh on demand. so rami tickles him. awwww.
now nina and michael come. they show a clip from the WWE challenge. omg. michael just lost it cuz ricky's (and later chris') model did these risque things on the runway. lol. he laughs kinda like a hienna, kinda like an 80 year old with enfazema. how do you spell that? he made all of the designers laugh. apparently they have breaks between each model. which makes sense i guess but... cuz he was laughing for like 10 straight minutes and the show wasn't over. idk.
the reunion special is finally here! i love the reunion, it's probably my favorite all season. sad, right? so all the disigners are back, and i was disapointed that they didn't show them driving up, going to a bar, before the show. that's what they usually do. it's probably cuz they had soo much to do, right, that they couldn't waste time watching them get... wasted.
so they talk to the disigners about their "fame" now. sweet p says she's famous, jack black loves her. something about brad pitt... how no one noticed him cuz they were talking to her. good for her. kit has 8 year old girls sending her their designs for advice. elisa inspired all the weird kids out there. saying "they say 'thank you for letting me be different'" or something like that. okay.
the designers are asked who they thought would be in the top three. marion says carmen, she thanks him. steve talks about rami's draping magic and says him. whatever.
then they bring out the top 4. christian first. he prances, does some poses behind the curtain thing, heidi asks him how long it took him to do his hair. he says "i don't know, i did it like 4 times"! giggles all around. jillian comes. she lifts her skirt, sticks her butt out behind the curtain. she says "i missed you all" when she comes out. she looks very very nervous for some reason. like she's uncomfortable. christian says how cute she is. rami. does the snaps thing behind the curtain. walks out. chirs waves like a retard. i'm thinking rosie in 'riding the bus with my sister' even though i've never seen that. sounds good. heidi asks him if he missed everyone and he says "yes." done. with. that.
they flash back to the last episode, which some may have JUST finished watching and DO NOT want to see again. so we see it. then we see rami and chris HOLDING HANDS now. that's sweet. chris talks about what it would feel like to finally beat rami, hitting him coyly, and has some sort of explosion with his face. i didn't get it, but it was thrilling.
they next talk to jack. heidi wants to know how he's doing. duh. he was better a week after he left. 5 days in the hospital. i've known that for weeks. they say that everyone thought he would be in fashion week. they show the clip and everyone cries fresh tears. i was kinda sad, yet kinda over it at the same time. moving on. oh! they ask christian how he felt. he was sad, coming off of the team star thing. he compared it to a storm hitting them all. and then he says "i'm glad i can see you now!" there's something awkward about this show i think. they talk to victorya "you were upset too". she says "... " nothing. she talks about anger or upsetness or something. and heidi says "victorya was always a little uptight, no?" V does her smug half smile. tim laughs and says yes.
people want to know if jack will come back next year. i hope so. that would be fantastic!!!
tim asks kevin a serious question: are you sure you're not gay? answer: yes.
hum... que montage (oh, and i'm still waiting for my fierce montage)
jack says kevin will soon be speaking "fluent gay". there's a gay language!? amazing. and then they show "jack nude hour" apparently jack didn't like to wear clothing. he says "i'm always nude i don't care" okay. they show his menswear purple thing. heidi calls it fruity. which means gay. kevin says that he was lonely... after.... marion? left. idk it was after someone left and he was alone in his room. and jack's just like "aww, i would have come slept with you" hehe. after montage... they're talkin to him. he's living with his girlfriend. christian says "you wanna come sit by me?" hahahaha. so cute. tim isn't entirely convinced of kevin. we'll see.
they make their predictions for fan favorite.. most people think chris. duh. chris said he voted for tim. carmen thinks christian. duh.
they get a viewer question. is it as hard as it looks? HOLY CRAP YES. even i know that. they all say "yes!" christian says "it was a tranny mess!!!" lol. they talk about chinese food. christian says that it wasn't 'cute' for everyone. if you know what he means. ( he did stanky signs). lol. elisa does some quote from kit about losing weight on the chinese food diet and she' totally crazycrazycrazy. she didn't even make sense.
they have a montage of silly elisa things. (still waiting for fierce montage here!)
she makes noises a lot.
spit marking.
saying she's from another planet.
noises.
they did NOT show christian and his hymalaian mountains. which made me angry.
they have this thing, elisa on the phone with someone (probably moses) and she says she had a dream where she went to this canibalistic planet. okay dokay. she writes backwards!!!! omg! apparently she loved davinci. kevin compares her to mork from mork and mindy. lol robin williams.
favorite challenges: kevin, transformation. christian, avaunt garde, art. duh. jillian, art.
TEARS! ricky montage! (hehem!)
he says "i don't cry that much". EXCUSE ME?! we have a whole reel of footage that says otherwise! they ask him his name: tears. they go to the accessory wall: tears. rollercoaster: tears. win a challenge: tears. he said "i suck!" like 30 times. with tears. he is not very confident. they show christian watching the montage. he is RIVITED. he loves every second of it. afterwards, ricky says "i didn't know i would cry like a woman." OH. NO. YOU DIDN'T. duh, ricky, you are a woman.
another genious question. were you ever upset by what people said about you?
duh. carmen gets all defensive. she's like kit and sweet p weren't even upset when i left. sweet p was all "at least it wasn't me" and kit was all "it wouldn't have been good finished". both were true, by the way. kit hugs her, tries to make the disgruntled carmen happy again.
jack says how he knew they were in a "state of stress", so he gave them some license. that makes sense. elisa talks about the microscope environment. she's right for once. people are gonna say things when they're stuck with you. get over it.
chris' laughter! heidi imitates. not very well, but i applaud the effort. montage. jeez.
he says "even mothers have to love ugly children... not mine." and luaghs.
basically it's just lots of laughs. my whole family was sitting there laughing because it was contagious! jillian got annoyed. everyone did. heidi asks him to laugh us into the break. duh, he can't laugh on demand. so rami tickles him. awwww.
now nina and michael come. they show a clip from the WWE challenge. omg. michael just lost it cuz ricky's (and later chris') model did these risque things on the runway. lol. he laughs kinda like a hienna, kinda like an 80 year old with enfazema. how do you spell that? he made all of the designers laugh. apparently they have breaks between each model. which makes sense i guess but... cuz he was laughing for like 10 straight minutes and the show wasn't over. idk.
diva names!!!
omg this is soo funny.
christian= ferocia coutura. hehe.
his move= hair spray (they show him hair spraying, with flames comming out) and then he pulls a braided pony tail to make the girls bleed. wowzas.
jillian= tuffie
her move= piroett into kick
chris= wonder woman
his move= squeezing people with his large breasts they show him in his drag wonder woman costume
rami= (best one yet) ramilicious (hahaha)
his move= (of course) draped fabric to confuse them and then something on the floor (not dirty)
sweet p= spread eagle
move= head lock with her thighs then break their neck
ricky= mexican jumping bean (see! illegal!)
move= twirl and kick
tim= polysilabicus. not even funny.
nina= (some kid called her this) meana garzilla. hahaha
they talk about michael's wardrobe. boring.
heidi's hits. montage again. (by this point i was near tears)
not very funny stuff. lots of immitations. jillian. )i do a mean german heidi if i do say so myself. ask me about it.) heidi mentions britney in the denim challenge. FINALLY! POP CULTURE FROM A GERMAN!!! i was like, yes! she says some things about sausages. chris just loves her cuz she's german.
what was the worste challenge ever? of course, menswear. heidi says "i mean, we had jackets without shirst underneath" and carmen goes "thank you heidi". duh. don't be sensative. you know you sucked.
favorite challenge (this is all the judges you know) hair avaunt garde one. loved chris/tian teamwork.
worste design ever: sweet p volenteers her wrestler one and christian's just like "you win"
marion talks! he was quiet the whol time. he says how he does more avaunt garde things, so to be given $15 for the sjp challenge really hurt him. i get it, but it's still not an excuse.
they talk about the prom dresses. and all the terrible things about kevin's. he's upset all over agian hehe. they talk about christian's. and how he would have loved to have kevin's model. the judges could see the work put into it. kevin said that if asked who should go, he would have said himselft because of how good christian was. awww.
victorya talks about how they acted different on tv. and how people showed different personalities. that's basically her saying, 'yeah i was a bitch on the show, but i'm not really a bitch in real life'. um, honey, yeah you are.
FAN FAVORITE TIME!!!
the winner, by a LANDSLIDE is.... drum roll......
CHRISTIAN!! holy poooop! i was like :OOOOOOO and he was just like "omg really!?" then, michael knight comes out cuz he was last year's fan favorite! and he gives christian a giant check. christian's like "i'm so poor!" not anymore, buddy, you ole' fan favorite, you. i knew he could do it! i never doubted him! actually i did, cuz i thought people hate him, but i guess there are a lot of fans online. omg. he's like 'cocktails for everyone... well, not everyone, you know who you are' lol. michael is working on a new scent. christian's like 'oooh, i can smell it, i was like'he smells good!''' oh christian... and then...
FIERCE MONTAGE! the one i've been waiting for!!! i was EXTATIC!
they show his home video, he's almost a celebrity
then jillian mocks him saying "i'm like, almost a legend" huny, he is.
then he says "i can't see myself without a crazy hairstyle" he shares the steps to his hair: he washes it everyday (good). then blowdries (show his bowl head) then "flat iron the entire flawlessness" oh i was laughing so hard. he says "this side's the business, this side's the party, and this [whole head] is the money maker. and that's how it works" everyone on set was laughing. then they show him saying fierce like 25 billion times. even tim said it. jillian was annoyed, cuz of his sqeaky little voice.
after montage, christian's like "i won't say it anymore on the show!" um.. i doubt it.
winner predictions after they leave: rami gets a lot of votes. and so does jillian. some people said christian. like no one said chris. maybe jack mentioned him.
part one of finale next week!
i went to bed smiling after this one, just cuz
CHRISTIAN SIRIANO IS FAN FAVORITE!!!
luvyameanit!
a boy and his car
i just wanna talk about
josiah leming
the 17/18 something kid on american idol
who lives in his car.
and he cried a lot
and he was kinda whiny/egoy
but of course, ricky made it far crying,
and christian is the egoyest person ever...
so why did people call josiah out on it?
we just call him the car kid, or the crying car kid, or just the kid who lives in his car
because he did. which i thought was funn--y!
he was a drop out, too, right?
so he quit high school to live in his car?
wtf? then, durring hollywood week, i didn't sing with the band, even though they were supposed to . duh, that's stupid. if you can't sing with the band, you shouldn't be there.
but i did like him
when he sang, he got a british accent.
which was weird... but i love me some brits, so it was fine by me
but then he was cut.
and he cried.
i don't think he should have been cut, but i do kinda.
he was strange.
oh well, he will be missed... by me at least.
josiah leming
the 17/18 something kid on american idol
who lives in his car.
and he cried a lot
and he was kinda whiny/egoy
but of course, ricky made it far crying,
and christian is the egoyest person ever...
so why did people call josiah out on it?
we just call him the car kid, or the crying car kid, or just the kid who lives in his car
because he did. which i thought was funn--y!
he was a drop out, too, right?
so he quit high school to live in his car?
wtf? then, durring hollywood week, i didn't sing with the band, even though they were supposed to . duh, that's stupid. if you can't sing with the band, you shouldn't be there.
but i did like him
when he sang, he got a british accent.
which was weird... but i love me some brits, so it was fine by me
but then he was cut.
and he cried.
i don't think he should have been cut, but i do kinda.
he was strange.
oh well, he will be missed... by me at least.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Reunion Special Predictions
yay! the reunion is coming up on wednesday!
the reunion episodes are probably my favorite out of the whole seasons
really
so i'm gonna predict some things to come.
i think there will be a montage of "fierce" moments
they have to have it. cuz everyone on that freaking show said fierce
all the time.
so one can only hope...
i hope they have a montage of christian moments
they'd better, cuz he was funny
they had a montage of santino.
lol "I WANT YOUR SOUL!"
and of andrae "crycry" flying through the streets
and one of austin
if they get montages surely christian does
i hope someone comes in high
like guadalupe in season 2
oh, you just have to see it...
i hope they have some crazy out takes
like vincent last season
fan favorite
i really don't know who it will be
they say it was a "landslide"
umm....
probably jack, i would guess
or chris. people seem to love him...
rami, maybe, but i think some people think he's a jerk
definately not christian. people hate him.
um... maybe jillian, though she complains a lot
sweet p? maybe...
kit... maybe
elisa... maybe but probably not...
steve! people love steve. well... i do
i'm guessing probably jack or chris
so those are my guesses right now.
i'll edit if i create more
the reunion episodes are probably my favorite out of the whole seasons
really
so i'm gonna predict some things to come.
i think there will be a montage of "fierce" moments
they have to have it. cuz everyone on that freaking show said fierce
all the time.
so one can only hope...
i hope they have a montage of christian moments
they'd better, cuz he was funny
they had a montage of santino.
lol "I WANT YOUR SOUL!"
and of andrae "crycry" flying through the streets
and one of austin
if they get montages surely christian does
i hope someone comes in high
like guadalupe in season 2
oh, you just have to see it...
i hope they have some crazy out takes
like vincent last season
fan favorite
i really don't know who it will be
they say it was a "landslide"
umm....
probably jack, i would guess
or chris. people seem to love him...
rami, maybe, but i think some people think he's a jerk
definately not christian. people hate him.
um... maybe jillian, though she complains a lot
sweet p? maybe...
kit... maybe
elisa... maybe but probably not...
steve! people love steve. well... i do
i'm guessing probably jack or chris
so those are my guesses right now.
i'll edit if i create more
body part i hate
ya know what body part i hate?
i don't know what this woman's problem is, but she looks like a serial killer. that's the trouble of foreheads.
foreheads
what's the point of them?
like, why can't heads end a centemeter above the eyebrow?
or just cut off the eyebrow? no one needs it.
except for showing emotions, but we could just say... "hey, i'm surprised!"

plus, they're usually ugly
apparently, alexis bledel has a big forehead too.
humm...
this guy was creative with his upper face...
that is soo disgusting i'm gonna throw up.
why would you do that?!?
oh well.
comment, tell me what body part you hate
luvyabye! :)
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
let's go grecian!
this was a pretty good episode.
more christian poses. now he looks sad and vulnerable. hehe
we start with the girls getting ready. jillian's hair has gotten smaller. the curls used to be very tight and spiraly, now they're just big and loose. i liked it better before.
see?
apparently rami has wanted to be a fashion designer since he was 5 years old. in jerusalem. how would he know about fashion?
so they go on another field trip. they were all worried cuz last time they made wrestling outfits. so they have to walk to the upper east side. i don't know where that is, or how far away it is, but they had to walk. they don't know where they're going though
and tim meets them at the metropolatin museum! omg! everyone's real excited.
so inside the MET, they're in this big room with old greek statues all over. tim tells them that the challenge is to use a piece of artwork for their inspiration.
rami is natrally excited about all the drapery. he should have known that he keeps getting in trouble for it. he does know that, i think, but he keeps saying "you guys presented me with this challenge, and i had to take the opportunity". you could have suprised them, and done something else! but no... he chooses afrodite.
christian really loved the european art gallery. of course. they play some frilly music while he talks about it. he chooses this spanish military painting of a man and an ugly dog. okay...
jillian picks this painting... something with arganats. or something like that... she's gonna make a jacket! gasp!
sweet p's was a peacock. how is she gonna do that...?
christian talks about how he doesn't want to be safe. so he makes a whole freakin collection. seriously, he just kept cutting and sewing and modeling things.
he had like 3 pieces done and sweet p was still making her pattern.
about that pattern... she kept asking people for their opinions. this far in, it should be her decision and her vision. she's very unconfident, i think.
he says how jillian "has been pressing for 3 hours" and she snaps at him. she's like "i'm making pleetes! i'm self consience enough as it is, i don't need people talking about me." he responds with, "oo, don't get bitchy." much to chris' amusement, cuz you know christian's the bitchiest of the bunch. then he says, "jillin, i'm just not saying anything around you anymore, i'm so over it." and she says "i'm over it too." like a 6 year old copy cat.
christian was making these giant sleeves. like huge. bigger than him. at one point he says "this is too much cotton, even for me." lol, true dat.
here's him sewing. he does a lot of those ruffle things.
rami makes a comment (clearly about christian) about how "people" are doing way too much and it's not always about being loud, it's about making beautiful things. whatever. christian was making beautiful things, but he wasn't being safe and boring.
tim comes over to say "it's stunning" which he says a lot to rami. but then he asks about the fact that nina's seen it before. i know that.
the models come, but lea doesn't. she had some sort of family emergency or something. she does come later, when there are 2 hours left.
chris' was high coutor. it looked just like the one with christian, with the shoulder thing. he finished early, so he went to sleep. that man sleeps more on that show than any other person i think i've ever seen on there. elisa was the only other one who took a nap, but she's gone now, isn't she? so tim comes and he's like "where's chris!" just like "where's andrae!?" then he says he's gonna go wake him up. and christian says "you tell him tim!" lol. of course christian is done, he probably has been for hours, but he's still "snipping threads", making it perfect. so he wakes him up, and chris is very like "it's perfect, i won't change anything." and tim is worried.
jillian is like done with her jacket! christian says "omg" cuz it's a first.
the make up is very important for the challenge. so they meet with colier strong, a strange lookin man if i ever did see one. christian wants a very masculine look, with "eyebrows for days" cuz he "loves a good brow". okay buddy.
we hear this whole story about christian. how he graduated high school and moved to london right away. then he was there for three years, working with mcqueen and westwood. oy.
tim loves his stuff. "the blouse looks so good on me!" that's what matters, isn't it? but he's worried about this cape like thing that he made. christian wants all of his pieces to be able to be worn as separates. which is smart.... then he says the cape for over eavening kinda confusedly and makes a face. then tim says "okay...." and something else, and christian says "i know lady, don't you worry" much to the amusement of tim.
he checks on sweet p. he doesn't think the blocks of color look feathery, which is whas sweet p said they represented.
jillian still had to make like the whole dress! how does that work? i thought she was done, or close, that's how she made it sound. but no... and right at the end she needs steam[!] and there isn't any and she cuts the hem while lauren is wearing it.
so the morning of the runway show, chris says, "wow, i can't believe nobody hated each other!" and christian scoffs, "who didn't hate each other!?? i mean, damn, i was ready to cut somebody every 5 minutes!" hehehe. he probably was
christian says that because this the last runway show... "i have to look fabulous... so, i made sure my hair was extra fierce..." so they show his bowl type hair (obviously when it's not flat ironed) and then they show him flat ironing. he is a monster with that flat iron. it was really loud cuz he goes so fast. i was amazed.
then we see rami trimming his beard hairs with a tiny siccors. how do you spell siccors?... rami is a weird kid.
he's so friendly
jillian. it's another large collared jacket with cut outs in the back. she does it well, but this is the... third time she's made one. all in a row, except for the WWE challenge. i think she realized she does it pretty good and the judges always (almost) like it. so she just keeps doing it. but it takes soo much time. the dress is up there, with christian. the judges don't see the translation from the artwork though, which could be bad.
christian. i, personally, love it. there's like 4 pieces, the pants, blouse, vest, and cape thing, which lisa took off on the runway. she looked kinda scary though, with her eyebrows for days. she was supposed to look like a man.... okay. christian says he likes to play with masculine and feminine a lot in his work. okay agian.
chirstopher. it is just like the hair challenge! i wanted to slap him. the judges did call him out on it, so that was good. nina says that he has other trix, so he should have done something different.
sweet p. lea has blue feathers in her hair. i like it. most people didn't, "M" thought it was the ugliest thing in the world, but i liked it. i could kinda see the translation from peacock to dress. it was just very comercial. the others' were high fashion, and hers wasnt'. but that's not what she does. she does comercial things.
ramram. what can i say? it's another draped, grecian dress. of course, that was part of the challenge this week, but still. i'm sick of him.
celebration! it's legal for christian to drink, so he goes to it! he reminds me of a pony in this picture, but i don't know why. lol he's so funny.

we start with the girls getting ready. jillian's hair has gotten smaller. the curls used to be very tight and spiraly, now they're just big and loose. i liked it better before.

apparently rami has wanted to be a fashion designer since he was 5 years old. in jerusalem. how would he know about fashion?
so they go on another field trip. they were all worried cuz last time they made wrestling outfits. so they have to walk to the upper east side. i don't know where that is, or how far away it is, but they had to walk. they don't know where they're going though
and tim meets them at the metropolatin museum! omg! everyone's real excited.
so inside the MET, they're in this big room with old greek statues all over. tim tells them that the challenge is to use a piece of artwork for their inspiration.
rami is natrally excited about all the drapery. he should have known that he keeps getting in trouble for it. he does know that, i think, but he keeps saying "you guys presented me with this challenge, and i had to take the opportunity". you could have suprised them, and done something else! but no... he chooses afrodite.
christian really loved the european art gallery. of course. they play some frilly music while he talks about it. he chooses this spanish military painting of a man and an ugly dog. okay...
jillian picks this painting... something with arganats. or something like that... she's gonna make a jacket! gasp!
sweet p's was a peacock. how is she gonna do that...?
christian talks about how he doesn't want to be safe. so he makes a whole freakin collection. seriously, he just kept cutting and sewing and modeling things.

about that pattern... she kept asking people for their opinions. this far in, it should be her decision and her vision. she's very unconfident, i think.
he says how jillian "has been pressing for 3 hours" and she snaps at him. she's like "i'm making pleetes! i'm self consience enough as it is, i don't need people talking about me." he responds with, "oo, don't get bitchy." much to chris' amusement, cuz you know christian's the bitchiest of the bunch. then he says, "jillin, i'm just not saying anything around you anymore, i'm so over it." and she says "i'm over it too." like a 6 year old copy cat.
christian was making these giant sleeves. like huge. bigger than him. at one point he says "this is too much cotton, even for me." lol, true dat.

rami makes a comment (clearly about christian) about how "people" are doing way too much and it's not always about being loud, it's about making beautiful things. whatever. christian was making beautiful things, but he wasn't being safe and boring.

the models come, but lea doesn't. she had some sort of family emergency or something. she does come later, when there are 2 hours left.
chris' was high coutor. it looked just like the one with christian, with the shoulder thing. he finished early, so he went to sleep. that man sleeps more on that show than any other person i think i've ever seen on there. elisa was the only other one who took a nap, but she's gone now, isn't she? so tim comes and he's like "where's chris!" just like "where's andrae!?" then he says he's gonna go wake him up. and christian says "you tell him tim!" lol. of course christian is done, he probably has been for hours, but he's still "snipping threads", making it perfect. so he wakes him up, and chris is very like "it's perfect, i won't change anything." and tim is worried.
jillian is like done with her jacket! christian says "omg" cuz it's a first.
the make up is very important for the challenge. so they meet with colier strong, a strange lookin man if i ever did see one. christian wants a very masculine look, with "eyebrows for days" cuz he "loves a good brow". okay buddy.
we hear this whole story about christian. how he graduated high school and moved to london right away. then he was there for three years, working with mcqueen and westwood. oy.
tim loves his stuff. "the blouse looks so good on me!" that's what matters, isn't it? but he's worried about this cape like thing that he made. christian wants all of his pieces to be able to be worn as separates. which is smart.... then he says the cape for over eavening kinda confusedly and makes a face. then tim says "okay...." and something else, and christian says "i know lady, don't you worry" much to the amusement of tim.
he checks on sweet p. he doesn't think the blocks of color look feathery, which is whas sweet p said they represented.
jillian still had to make like the whole dress! how does that work? i thought she was done, or close, that's how she made it sound. but no... and right at the end she needs steam[!] and there isn't any and she cuts the hem while lauren is wearing it.
so the morning of the runway show, chris says, "wow, i can't believe nobody hated each other!" and christian scoffs, "who didn't hate each other!?? i mean, damn, i was ready to cut somebody every 5 minutes!" hehehe. he probably was
christian says that because this the last runway show... "i have to look fabulous... so, i made sure my hair was extra fierce..." so they show his bowl type hair (obviously when it's not flat ironed) and then they show him flat ironing. he is a monster with that flat iron. it was really loud cuz he goes so fast. i was amazed.
then we see rami trimming his beard hairs with a tiny siccors. how do you spell siccors?... rami is a weird kid.

finally, designs


just a word about his shirt. see how it's like low cut, kinda? i hate that. i think i mentioned that



winner
christian!!!!!! yay!!!! i was so happy, and he was too. that means he's goin to fashion week!!! and going to fashion week right off a win is kinda important, i think. he prances way behind the screen. i laughed, but i also thought that was kinda dumb.
then they say that jillian is safe, she's going to fashion week. whatever, i don't care.
Auf'd
did i mention that 2 people are going home? so this is the last challenge...
rami, chris, and sweet p are still standing.
then heidi says, "sweet p, you're out". she cries later. i will miss her, she was funny, but i think the decision was right.
then chris and rami are still standing. heidi goes over the bad things, then says, chris, you're in. and chris is like WHAT!??! cuz he never thought he would beat rami, the rami, kashou.
then she says, rami, you're also in.
i was just like, this is crap. i was waiting for 2 people to go home! i was sooo happy while i thought rami was out, but then my jaw dropped. i was mad.
but, there's a catch. they both will make a collection, but only one will show at fashion week. the judges will see their 3 strongest looks, and pick the winner. so it will be like a mini challenge, for the 2 of them. this is stupid.

next week, reunion special! i can't wait... but i can cuz it already happened for me. oh well.
luvyabye
Friday, February 8, 2008
victorya's line
WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!
VICTORYA HAS A LINE AT FASHION WEEK!
here's the show... i haven't even watched the whole thing, i'm too mad
here's her talking. hate her hair. she looks more asian. but she loves christian.
here's christian talking! what the heck happened to his hair!!??? i almost died and then cried omg it's soo... ugh. he's soo funny though.
here's elisa. i don't understand her. she has a show too!
and jack!!! he's there! i miss that kid soo much.
i hate victorya. i can't wait to see christian's line, cuz i know he's at fashion week.
ha!
omg i just noticed that all the links go to retard victorya talking. she probably sent a curse to do that work for her. i'm too lazy to change it, so just scroll in the videos and click.
VICTORYA HAS A LINE AT FASHION WEEK!
here's the show... i haven't even watched the whole thing, i'm too mad
here's her talking. hate her hair. she looks more asian. but she loves christian.
here's christian talking! what the heck happened to his hair!!??? i almost died and then cried omg it's soo... ugh. he's soo funny though.
here's elisa. i don't understand her. she has a show too!
and jack!!! he's there! i miss that kid soo much.
i hate victorya. i can't wait to see christian's line, cuz i know he's at fashion week.
ha!
omg i just noticed that all the links go to retard victorya talking. she probably sent a curse to do that work for her. i'm too lazy to change it, so just scroll in the videos and click.
yay!
killervirgo finally had a new post!
granted, it's on episode 8, but hey!
i have been very upset, seeing as both he, and daniel vosovic haven't updated in weeks!
although daniel did already have the 8th.
so really, i'm the most on-top-of things.
kinda.
killervirgo i think was hurt over the loss of kevin, who he loved.
(that's what he says in his blog, too)
but i've known that for a long time.
he has been doing random crap, and election stuff. whatever
and daniel is doing stuff for fashion week, which is going on RIGHT NOW!
yay!
granted, it's on episode 8, but hey!
i have been very upset, seeing as both he, and daniel vosovic haven't updated in weeks!
although daniel did already have the 8th.
so really, i'm the most on-top-of things.
kinda.
killervirgo i think was hurt over the loss of kevin, who he loved.
(that's what he says in his blog, too)
but i've known that for a long time.
he has been doing random crap, and election stuff. whatever
and daniel is doing stuff for fashion week, which is going on RIGHT NOW!
yay!
i should be...
you know what i should be blogging?
make me a supermodel
that show is crazy
i just starting watching it, so i'm far behind and still kinda confused.
i did see the one where they were all in 'couples' and on a bed
then there was a pair of guys (ben and casey?) and a pair of girls.
dirty.
then one girl (shannon?) made ronnie straight (cuz he's super gay and has a crush on ben)
this show is complicated
i HATE frankie. he talks funny and he's sooo stuck up and losery
and i don't like perry, though he's hot, he's too mean and snobby.
let's see... i don't like katy... i do like stephanie... and ben, i love ben. and ronnie. he's funny and they're funny together.
i did like aryn, but she's gone now. i think she was the one who was besties with ronnie and ben. they were like a triangle. both of them wanted ben. he's married.
that's pretty much all i know now.
it would take too long to catch up (like i did with runway), plus i'm not into it enough to WANT to catch up.
okay, that's it. i should probably do runway's last episode... maybe
luvyabyes
make me a supermodel
that show is crazy
i just starting watching it, so i'm far behind and still kinda confused.
i did see the one where they were all in 'couples' and on a bed
then there was a pair of guys (ben and casey?) and a pair of girls.
dirty.
then one girl (shannon?) made ronnie straight (cuz he's super gay and has a crush on ben)
this show is complicated
i HATE frankie. he talks funny and he's sooo stuck up and losery
and i don't like perry, though he's hot, he's too mean and snobby.
let's see... i don't like katy... i do like stephanie... and ben, i love ben. and ronnie. he's funny and they're funny together.
i did like aryn, but she's gone now. i think she was the one who was besties with ronnie and ben. they were like a triangle. both of them wanted ben. he's married.
that's pretty much all i know now.
it would take too long to catch up (like i did with runway), plus i'm not into it enough to WANT to catch up.
okay, that's it. i should probably do runway's last episode... maybe
luvyabyes
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
dyn-o-myte divas

this was a fantastic episode. i think they've been having some great episodes the past few weeks. starting with the candy. i love just watching the designers. not sewing, just being. i love it. cuz they're all soo funny, so together it's just one big laugh fest.
but can i just aks right now.... what is up with naked rickys!?? wth. when they got rid of kevin, they lost their naked man. so they moved on to ricky. in a towel, getting dressed. and why does he put on his sweater vest while looking down down down at his chest. which wasn't bare, thankfully. he's gross. kevin was okay to look at, not great for me, like it was for killervirgo, but i didn't vomit every time i saw him like a do with ricky. this show has lost all meaning.

so it was another great episode. ricky gets to pick models. jack-o-something was out. owell. i liked her in the first episode, cuz she was kinda scary looking, but i quickly got over it when she worked with victorya so much. that's how much i hate that chick.
tim took them on a field trip. first, though, they had the day to think about what it would be. rami suggests another celebrity. better than snow white. what's up with him an celebs? is it possibly because he's worked with them before, and thinks he's too good for regular people?! GO BACK TO JERUSALEM!
tim is all, we're going somewhere... and christian buts in "fabulous? is it fierce?" tim just nods. christian says "it'd better be fierce." i love this kid. cuz he's such a kid. he's like six. lol
so they go down the elivator. and that's it. they're outside the runway room, but there isn't fashion inside. they here screaming. everyone is afraid, thinking it's like murderers. except for christian. he says, "it sounded so sexual, they were like sex moans!"
i laughed for days about this. days and hours and a whole week. he said it as only he could, like with a movement. and i just thought, how does he know about sex moans? but i quickly forgot that thought, as i rewound the dvr and watched it again. and again. well, not the dvr, but online, cuz the lil' sisters were there before. i just laughed and laughed and laughed. and no one else seemed to think it was as funny as i did.
so the challenge:::


so time climbs into the rink and christian is all "work. it. out tim!" lol. then tim says "christian, to borrow a word from you, these ladies are fierce" or something like that. hehehe. and christian says "fierce. work. it. out." and does the 3 snaps thing. ha
this show has a whole week's worth of christian moments. more to come.
so they pick the ladies. ricky picks laila... a "spunky pro dancer". as i recall, ricky moved to [new york?] to become a dancer. and he says... "she seemed a little latino to me. idk, i just got a vibe from her." pah-leeese. no one is gonna send you vibes ricky, especially about they're ethnicity.
both ricky and laila were of some sort of latin desent. and they were both very short. humm...
maybe sisters separated at birth?

so then they go to Spandex House!!! yay! christian had been there before. he does live in new york, but come on... why is there a whole store devoted to spandex? and couldn't they think of a better name?! sure, it's descriptive, but not very creative. whatever though, it's my new favorite store.
chris buys "green leopard". what is that? it didn't even look green. is there a purple leopard too? that kid loves leopard a little too much and i think it's gross.
they get these videos from blockbuster. total crazy advertising there. jillian was like "we were given videos of the divas from blockbuster total acess" jeez. and then it was sitting there, perfect for the camera. oy vey.
chris's model. she is crazy. and i found these pictures where she looks like different celebrities. back me up on this...


arm wrestle! sweet p is like bragging about her ginumbo upper arm strength. then christian challenges her to a dule of arms. his pointy toed shoes are slipping, but he is winning. amazingly. sweet p called him a skinny arm twit, cuz he is kinda little. well, he was winning. but then sweet p cheated and used to arms, but he would have won. they play fought, then hugged. they're besties, for sure. then christian says "i'm so tired now" in a whiny voice. and then... to rami and everyone when he was asked if she beat him... "no, i won... i'm beast, you guys, you don't even know!" omg. i laughedlaughedlaughedlaughed about this one. everyone at school says beast too. it's kinda annoying, but still funny. especially when christian says it. wooo....
sweet p, chris, and christian were in the sewing room, sewing, and talking about what they would name their wrestler diva. sweet p's is "Spread Eagle" idk why, but i guess it's an inside joke for them. and her power would be "the thighs" whatever that means. i'm a little frightened. chris... i can't remember what he called his. it was good... tell me if you know, or i'll edit when i remember. and her power was to smother men with her large breasts. his words, not mine. i would have said bussom. lol. then christian... his diva's name is FeroshaCatoura. l.o.l. we already know that if HE was a diva, he would be Ferosh. so it's feroshacatoura, which is my new favorite word, i just don't say it outloud cuz i'd be a loser. then her power... "she sprays other girls in the eyes with hairspray". i thought, not all too original, but funny. chris and sweet p thought it was the funniest thing in the world, and chris did his loud obnoxious laugh.
now for the designs, i guess

christian said that his model was one of the fiercest people he's ever met. then... "which is a big deal cuz i've met some fierce bitches up in my life." lol don't we know it!







guest judges...
i call them the SuperGays.
it's like a super power. guy on left has green nail polish. who in their right mind wears green nail polish?! and he purses his lips like some celebrity, but i can't remember who. it's been bugging me for weeks.


winner
chris. bah humbug. it was good, though. congrats to him for winning the tackiest challenge
Auf'd
ricky. finally. halelujah! sweet p probably should have gone, but i was happy she didn't. and ricky didn't cry!!! omg, he cried during model pickings, but not when he was auf'd. this upsets me on many many levels.
your tears will be missed ricky.
note: the girls are not strippers, though they act like it.
luvyabye
American Idol
so american idol started a few weeks ago
i'm not even gonna try to catch up
the auditions just finished
maybe top 12
i'm not even gonna try to catch up
the auditions just finished
maybe top 12
confusion
the dates of the runway stuff are really confusing me
cuz i have to change them cuz i'm soo far behind.
but now i'm caught up!!!! yaayayy!
but there's a new episode tonight, so not for long
cuz i have to change them cuz i'm soo far behind.
but now i'm caught up!!!! yaayayy!
but there's a new episode tonight, so not for long
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