Reunion Special!!!

yay!
the reunion special is finally here! i love the reunion, it's probably my favorite all season. sad, right? so all the disigners are back, and i was disapointed that they didn't show them driving up, going to a bar, before the show. that's what they usually do. it's probably cuz they had soo much to do, right, that they couldn't waste time watching them get... wasted.
so they talk to the disigners about their "fame" now. sweet p says she's famous, jack black loves her. something about brad pitt... how no one noticed him cuz they were talking to her. good for her. kit has 8 year old girls sending her their designs for advice. elisa inspired all the weird kids out there. saying "they say 'thank you for letting me be different'" or something like that. okay.
the designers are asked who they thought would be in the top three. marion says carmen, she thanks him. steve talks about rami's draping magic and says him. whatever.
then they bring out the top 4. christian first. he prances, does some poses behind the curtain thing, heidi asks him how long it took him to do his hair. he says "i don't know, i did it like 4 times"! giggles all around. jillian comes. she lifts her skirt, sticks her butt out behind the curtain. she says "i missed you all" when she comes out. she looks very very nervous for some reason. like she's uncomfortable. christian says how cute she is. rami. does the snaps thing behind the curtain. walks out. chirs waves like a retard. i'm thinking rosie in 'riding the bus with my sister' even though i've never seen that. sounds good. heidi asks him if he missed everyone and he says "yes." done. with. that.
they flash back to the last episode, which some may have JUST finished watching and DO NOT want to see again. so we see it. then we see rami and chris HOLDING HANDS now. that's sweet. chris talks about what it would feel like to finally beat rami, hitting him coyly, and has some sort of explosion with his face. i didn't get it, but it was thrilling.
they next talk to jack. heidi wants to know how he's doing. duh. he was better a week after he left. 5 days in the hospital. i've known that for weeks. they say that everyone thought he would be in fashion week. they show the clip and everyone cries fresh tears. i was kinda sad, yet kinda over it at the same time. moving on. oh! they ask christian how he felt. he was sad, coming off of the team star thing. he compared it to a storm hitting them all. and then he says "i'm glad i can see you now!" there's something awkward about this show i think. they talk to victorya "you were upset too". she says "... " nothing. she talks about anger or upsetness or something. and heidi says "victorya was always a little uptight, no?" V does her smug half smile. tim laughs and says yes.
people want to know if jack will come back next year. i hope so. that would be fantastic!!!
tim asks kevin a serious question: are you sure you're not gay? answer: yes.
hum... que montage (oh, and i'm still waiting for my fierce montage)
jack says kevin will soon be speaking "fluent gay". there's a gay language!? amazing. and then they show "jack nude hour" apparently jack didn't like to wear clothing. he says "i'm always nude i don't care" okay. they show his menswear purple thing. heidi calls it fruity. which means gay. kevin says that he was lonely... after.... marion? left. idk it was after someone left and he was alone in his room. and jack's just like "aww, i would have come slept with you" hehe. after montage... they're talkin to him. he's living with his girlfriend. christian says "you wanna come sit by me?" hahahaha. so cute. tim isn't entirely convinced of kevin. we'll see.
they make their predictions for fan favorite.. most people think chris. duh. chris said he voted for tim. carmen thinks christian. duh.
they get a viewer question. is it as hard as it looks? HOLY CRAP YES. even i know that. they all say "yes!" christian says "it was a tranny mess!!!" lol. they talk about chinese food. christian says that it wasn't 'cute' for everyone. if you know what he means. ( he did stanky signs). lol. elisa does some quote from kit about losing weight on the chinese food diet and she' totally crazycrazycrazy. she didn't even make sense.
they have a montage of silly elisa things. (still waiting for fierce montage here!)
she makes noises a lot.
spit marking.
saying she's from another planet.
noises.
they did NOT show christian and his hymalaian mountains. which made me angry.
they have this thing, elisa on the phone with someone (probably moses) and she says she had a dream where she went to this canibalistic planet. okay dokay. she writes backwards!!!! omg! apparently she loved davinci. kevin compares her to mork from mork and mindy. lol robin williams.
favorite challenges: kevin, transformation. christian, avaunt garde, art. duh. jillian, art.
TEARS! ricky montage! (hehem!)
he says "i don't cry that much". EXCUSE ME?! we have a whole reel of footage that says otherwise! they ask him his name: tears. they go to the accessory wall: tears. rollercoaster: tears. win a challenge: tears. he said "i suck!" like 30 times. with tears. he is not very confident. they show christian watching the montage. he is RIVITED. he loves every second of it. afterwards, ricky says "i didn't know i would cry like a woman." OH. NO. YOU DIDN'T. duh, ricky, you are a woman.
another genious question. were you ever upset by what people said about you?
duh. carmen gets all defensive. she's like kit and sweet p weren't even upset when i left. sweet p was all "at least it wasn't me" and kit was all "it wouldn't have been good finished". both were true, by the way. kit hugs her, tries to make the disgruntled carmen happy again.
jack says how he knew they were in a "state of stress", so he gave them some license. that makes sense. elisa talks about the microscope environment. she's right for once. people are gonna say things when they're stuck with you. get over it.
chris' laughter! heidi imitates. not very well, but i applaud the effort. montage. jeez.
he says "even mothers have to love ugly children... not mine." and luaghs.
basically it's just lots of laughs. my whole family was sitting there laughing because it was contagious! jillian got annoyed. everyone did. heidi asks him to laugh us into the break. duh, he can't laugh on demand. so rami tickles him. awwww.
now nina and michael come. they show a clip from the WWE challenge. omg. michael just lost it cuz ricky's (and later chris') model did these risque things on the runway. lol. he laughs kinda like a hienna, kinda like an 80 year old with enfazema. how do you spell that? he made all of the designers laugh. apparently they have breaks between each model. which makes sense i guess but... cuz he was laughing for like 10 straight minutes and the show wasn't over. idk.

diva names!!!

omg this is soo funny.

christian= ferocia coutura. hehe.

his move= hair spray (they show him hair spraying, with flames comming out) and then he pulls a braided pony tail to make the girls bleed. wowzas.

jillian= tuffie

her move= piroett into kick

chris= wonder woman

his move= squeezing people with his large breasts they show him in his drag wonder woman costume

rami= (best one yet) ramilicious (hahaha)

his move= (of course) draped fabric to confuse them and then something on the floor (not dirty)

sweet p= spread eagle

move= head lock with her thighs then break their neck

ricky= mexican jumping bean (see! illegal!)

move= twirl and kick

tim= polysilabicus. not even funny.

nina= (some kid called her this) meana garzilla. hahaha

they talk about michael's wardrobe. boring.

heidi's hits. montage again. (by this point i was near tears)

not very funny stuff. lots of immitations. jillian. )i do a mean german heidi if i do say so myself. ask me about it.) heidi mentions britney in the denim challenge. FINALLY! POP CULTURE FROM A GERMAN!!! i was like, yes! she says some things about sausages. chris just loves her cuz she's german.

what was the worste challenge ever? of course, menswear. heidi says "i mean, we had jackets without shirst underneath" and carmen goes "thank you heidi". duh. don't be sensative. you know you sucked.

favorite challenge (this is all the judges you know) hair avaunt garde one. loved chris/tian teamwork.

worste design ever: sweet p volenteers her wrestler one and christian's just like "you win"

marion talks! he was quiet the whol time. he says how he does more avaunt garde things, so to be given $15 for the sjp challenge really hurt him. i get it, but it's still not an excuse.

they talk about the prom dresses. and all the terrible things about kevin's. he's upset all over agian hehe. they talk about christian's. and how he would have loved to have kevin's model. the judges could see the work put into it. kevin said that if asked who should go, he would have said himselft because of how good christian was. awww.

victorya talks about how they acted different on tv. and how people showed different personalities. that's basically her saying, 'yeah i was a bitch on the show, but i'm not really a bitch in real life'. um, honey, yeah you are.

FAN FAVORITE TIME!!!

the winner, by a LANDSLIDE is.... drum roll......

CHRISTIAN!! holy poooop! i was like :OOOOOOO and he was just like "omg really!?" then, michael knight comes out cuz he was last year's fan favorite! and he gives christian a giant check. christian's like "i'm so poor!" not anymore, buddy, you ole' fan favorite, you. i knew he could do it! i never doubted him! actually i did, cuz i thought people hate him, but i guess there are a lot of fans online. omg. he's like 'cocktails for everyone... well, not everyone, you know who you are' lol. michael is working on a new scent. christian's like 'oooh, i can smell it, i was like'he smells good!''' oh christian... and then...

FIERCE MONTAGE! the one i've been waiting for!!! i was EXTATIC!

they show his home video, he's almost a celebrity

then jillian mocks him saying "i'm like, almost a legend" huny, he is.

then he says "i can't see myself without a crazy hairstyle" he shares the steps to his hair: he washes it everyday (good). then blowdries (show his bowl head) then "flat iron the entire flawlessness" oh i was laughing so hard. he says "this side's the business, this side's the party, and this [whole head] is the money maker. and that's how it works" everyone on set was laughing. then they show him saying fierce like 25 billion times. even tim said it. jillian was annoyed, cuz of his sqeaky little voice.

after montage, christian's like "i won't say it anymore on the show!" um.. i doubt it.

winner predictions after they leave: rami gets a lot of votes. and so does jillian. some people said christian. like no one said chris. maybe jack mentioned him.

part one of finale next week!

i went to bed smiling after this one, just cuz

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO IS FAN FAVORITE!!!

luvyameanit!