Saturday, March 22, 2008

the fire is on! antm style.

sorry, i did miss the make over one, which sucks cuz that is like my favorite in the whole season. but everyone looks pretty good now. allison was out, but she was kinda witchy*, only some other word.
they get the tyra mail about their challenge. can i just say, i hate the new tyra mail thing. it's digital, so the words move slowly across the bottom. so all the girls read it slowly together! i liked it before when one girl would read it, then they could trick the others by saying something else. that was good.
they go to a fire house! yay! not really, i don't care. they had to change their clothes real fast, like the firefighters, into these skimpy "fire fighting" suits. complete with hats and these shoes that would not be practical in a burning building. fatima didn't get her shoes on in time, she was the only one. loser.then they had to walk, for fire fighters. good day for them, i bet. fatima is a bad walker. but lauren takes the cake for being the worst. manno. she's bad. amis skipped down the runway. trying to be "fun". she's a freak i think.
at home.... aimee wants to take a shower, but the other girls can't like go to the bathroom while she's in there, cuz she doesn't like people to see her naked. when you are a model, people see you naked. that's just how it is. make me a supermodel: they've been naked like every week. and no one complains then. then wittney jumps in and starts "helping" aimee. she is in the middle of every scrape in this house. she puts herself there. kind of annoying, but also nice.
then they go do a fashion show. for jaslene! she's annoying, i don't like how she talks. anne was there too, the 17 editor. whatevs. they had to change fast. they should have had more than one change, like a real show, but no. who's the genius behind that? wittney's boob popped out. fatima buttoned her shirt all wrong. lauren... um.... she like ran down the runway. like, creating wind. it was terrible.
later... jaslene asks lauren if she really wants to be there. lauren's like "yes. if i didn't, would i have let them do all of this to me?" which is true... that was kind of mean of jaslene. i don't think you should ask people if they want to be there, cuz they obviously do. except for that kim chick. and that one girl last cycle. what was her name?... i call her ebony, but i don't think that's it...
winner of the challenge: katarzyna. i think that's how you spell it. everyone says it wrong, and it's driving me crazy. learn. jeeeeez. she and two friends get to do a photo shoot with jaslene. she picks amis and marvita. wooopie.
for the big photo shoot: all the girls had to pose with meat. and wear meat. and touch meat. gross. plus, kinda mean to all those poor cows who died for fashion. it was a mean and gross photo idea, tyra, but some of the pictures were good. why didn't at least one of those girls say "ew.. this isn't right"? they were just like "this is gross, but okay". no, it's kinda not. call up PETA, that's what i say. like, this is bad.
cuttin to the chase here: panel.
amis wears this crazy jacket and this crazy headband (though they did match). she''s a freak. she should dress like a model. you can look different, edgy, silly, but in a model-esk way, not grimy. oh well.
order of photos - Anya, her talking annoys me; Whitney, Katarzyna, Claire, Dominique, Stacy Ann, Lauren, Marvita, Aimee - Bottom 2 - Fatima & Amis
long story short: amis is going home with her orange juice, grapes, and ugly headband.

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