top 12

yay!
big new fancy stage. new opening that i don't like very much...
Theme - Lennon - McCartney Songbook
we get their life stories this week, no one cares, so i'm not telling you about it. just the songs.
Syesha Mercado - Got To Get You Into My Life
i think she's good, but she's not the best. and i don't like her. she bores me. i know she has a personality, but she... doesn't.
Chikeze Eze - She's a Woman
this kid is crazy. but i finally realized that yes... he's a pretty good singer. but i still hate him for taking away danny! so it started slow, kinda country, then he like EXPLODED, and he was jumpin all over that stage. it was like... i can't even describe it. then ryan was crazy, jumping around, rubbin chikeze's head. which was weird. ryan has gotten very weird this season. and he and simon keep exchanging little "convos" that are clearly supposed to be about very dirty things...
Ramiele Malubay - In My Life
she dedicated this to all her besties who left, mainly danny
she's got a great voice, she's really good, but the judges were right, she was boring.
Jason Castro - If I Fell
i still love him... but i might be waining. is that the word? he's not a powerhouse, and i love him for that, but jeez, he's gotta do something. he's good, but too shy and he makes too many faces. simon compares it to a student singing in their room at midnight. then ryan... (oi vey) says something like "i suggest when it gets dark, you get out of that student's room". duh. then simon goes "ryan, carefull" like there's some dirty scandal with ryan and a student after hours that's just dieing to get out. i hope so, that'd be good. but simon was creapy.
Carly Smithson - Come Together
apparently she used to sing this all the time in her bar. is that a risk? no. she's a real powerhouse, though, and she's real good. it was a big song, but she didn't have to scream it, cuz she can sing.
David Cook - Eleanor Rigby
i love this song. probably one of my fave beatles' songs. he's crazy good. rockin out. simon said he could win, if it stays a talent competition, and not a popularity contest. probably true. he still looks kind of like a scumbag. he needs to shower more and shave.
Brooke White - Let It Be
omg she started crying. she puts soo much heart into it. maybe too much... and she has to play the piano barefoot. but she's really good, i thought.
David Hernandez - I Saw Her Standing There
he's pitchy, gross, not TERRIBLE, but not at all good. yuck.
Amanda Overmyer - You Can't Do That
yuck again. and why does she always wear those ugly scarves? her voice drives me crazy. not in a good way either. she's hard to understand with all that screaming, and she doesn't look like she likes it up there.
Michael Johns - Across the Universe
i'm tired of him, he's not good anymore. but i like that song. but i was soo bored, i couldn't even focus on him.
Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week
she made this song country, cuz simon said that would be good for her. i don't think he meant that drastic. it was like crazy country. i can't even watch her any more, i just skip her on the dvr. soo bad.
David Archuleta - We Can Work It Out
HE FORGOT THE WORDS!!!! he should have been kicked off right there, but no, people love him! why!??! he's retarded! jesus! this is the top 12!!! you cannot go around forgetting the lyrics. and his breathing is still terribly bad.

results show
jim carey is in the audience, dressed like horton. i wanna see that movie!
and guess what! they're doing lenon-mccartney again next week! and i'm like NOOO!
group song: fine whatever.
they're doing results in groups
carly, michael, jason, syesha. stand.
syesha: bottom three. she sings. which i thought was weird...
we see the 12 at the horton premier. and jason yells "i love horton!" lol funny.
next group:
chikeze, amanda, david cook, kristy lee cook
bottom three: kristy. good. sing.
then they take viewer calls! i think this is stupid, time filling, but i kinda like it. which judge would jason be? we still don't really know that... how can this tard who tried out 6 times get on: you won't. why don't simon and ryan just fight it out: ryan suggests mud. do americans or brits have more talent: american singers, but british judges. haha good one, not really.
now katherine mcphee comes with some old guy and sings, fine.
jim the elephant goes to sit with the contestants. stop wasting time!
last four:
david a, brooke, david h, ramiele
bottom three: david h. song.
syesha is safe. david or kristy. i think kristy was like "it's me". but....
david, you're out. they both were just like ":0"
at least he didn't have to sing when he was all sad... i don't lie ruben's new song for the good byes... yikes.