Wednesday, January 23, 2008

denim fiasco

victorya keeps calling sweet p kit in the beginning. duh. i hate victorya. she's stupid if she can't remember who JUST left the NIGHT BEFORE. jeez. she's mean too. ricky cries cuz the judges hate him. i hate him too. he's just like "i love it, but they tell me i'm not good enough" he's still finding himself. hurry up.
model swap. they did it the old way. where the winning and losing models come out. lisa and marie. i love love love them both. if christian picks lisa, then marie is out. if he swaps, all the models come out but then lisa goes home. he picks lisa. i was sad, but got over it.
so this challenge was all about making outfits out of denim jackets and jeans. when i heard that, i emidiatly thought this...


britney and justin in their matching denim! i don't remember where they went, but it was long ago. they were still going out, justin was still boyish, and britney was still the virgin princess of pop with real hair and fans. i miss those days... (sob)

okay, so they ran into this big warehouse full of jeans and jackets hanging. thank you levi's. they run (sweet p loses a shoe and chris is last again. this reminds me of the first day, sigh, before he was kicked off.) i keep getting madder and madder at chris as the weeks pass. HE SHOULDN'T BE THERE! JACK SHOULD! i miss jack. i just recently remembered to think about him. (sob again. this was a tear jerking episode for me)
the jeans get dirty cuz everyone throws them on the dirt floor in the place. nice one. sweet p asks chris how to clean the denim, cuz he's "smart". sure... he says make outfit, wipe with damp something. umm... if you get dirt wet, won't it turn to mud and soak into the denim, not leave?? christian thinks so too. he says to wipe it with a piece of dry denim. then he and chris argue. get over it boys. christian calls chris dumb (or something of that effect). i kinda agree. then chris does one of those interviews and says "it's so cute to see youth" and rolls his eyes. lol. my dad lol-ed. mean, but funny.
during a christian moment, chris says "someone needs to give him a bottle and put him to bed" hahahhaha! sooo funny. we lol-ed again.

christian complains about how they are deconstructing. and how he did that in design school. there's some weird voices involved. he was in school like what, 5 months ago!? he's 21! he was just there! he went to prom like 4 years ago! he acts like he's 12! he should not be talking about how he feels young deconstructing. oh well. now... i believe... this is the episode with the christian tangent. (im going from memory 2 weeks ago. oops) rami says he's like a cartoon character. and then they show christian ripping something from the sewing machine, making a noise and a face. hahaha.

hahahhahahaha. again. he's using his bubbles salon experience well. does sweet p look like she doesn't really want him touching her hair? or is her face just like that?
omg i am such a retard, but i just remembered that i forgot this amazing part. how can i do that!??!! so they were sewing, and everybody's like "do you think chris is lonely all by himself?" cuz he was the only one in the workroom. and christian's like "you know what, no, he's probably out there talking to himself like a crackhead". hahaha and they show him out there, talking. and he's like, yeah, i talk to myself, and my dressform. okay... i just love how quickly christian labled him a crackhead. i would too, that's weird. i am SO sorry that i forgot this. this was like 3 weeks ago!

now for the designs
sweet p
she decides to make a wedding dress? gag, what!??!! she tells some story about her wedding, and her husband named sage. lol. i love that name. it's really appropriate for her too. sweet p and sage. nice. tim is frightened by the dress, so she shortens it.
i love it. i love the dark jean accent. i don't really like light denim, but i like this. it was good she shortened it.
chris




those straps go down into pocket lookin things. i think they're pockets anyway, i don't really know what they're for. but they are fringed. tim doesn't like it. if he's gonna fringe, he should do everything, not just those. chris likes it though. nina says it looks dated, which it kinda does.




christian




pretty fierce. he made a jacket (gasp) and a pair of jeans. the bottom of the jeans was sleeves from a jacket. huh? but it was AMAZING. fiercefiercefierce. my dad doesn't like it when i say fierce, cuz he hates christian. FIERCE! there... he was the only one who made a jacket and jeans. loooooovvvvve him. the judges seem to love it too, saying how inovative he is... we'll see who wins...




rami




haaaaattttte him. jeez. this picture says "i'm carefree and fun! :)" shut up picture! he made a dress with zipper accents. sound familiar? that's right! jeffery's zipper dress from the finale! i just found that picture.. funny one. 1st sister when she saw rami's said "it's like jeffery's!" then second sister, when she saw it the next day, said "that's like jeffery's!" and when i saw it i thought "holy poopy stealer! it's like jeffery's!" only jeff's was better. i hope he's doing well... he looks ugly now. oh well. plus, rami's zippers point down to the model's crotch. what's up with that!? he's got other preferences!
victorya
she wanted to make a cute little trench. whatever. she took an existing jacket and put a skirt on. and still she was last minute working! come on! then on the runway, she tells them that and she's like "it doesn't sound like a lot of work, but somehow, i was still at the sewing machine, working" shut up. you're just slow. that isn't hard. i could probably do that, and all i sew is pillows. granted, amazing pillows, but pillows. tim says it looks patchworky. i think it's just ugly.
ricky
he says he wants it to be like langerie. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. i am so sick of him! he says that he doesn't care anymore what the judges think. michael corrs says something about amy whinehouse and how everyone loves him. including ricky. umm... that chick's in rehab, and half the time she walks around in jeans and her bra. she isn't a fashion icon. but model does look like her. ricky makes these weird noises. it's like in his throat or something. it's kinda like a laugh or... hughhugh. .... um... oh! it's kinda like this one kid in my grade. (woofwoof) you know who he is. he makes that sound too. it's really annoying and i just discovered ricky does it. all the time. mainly laughing moments. soooo annoying.
jillian
she makes a "futuristic" jacket. umm... what was last challenge? oh yeah! a futuristic jacket! come on. and is it weird that both her and V made a jacket together last time, and now both are making jackets again? J says it best "i didn't even know she had an interest in jackets, and now..." true. i think V saw how well the last jacket did and wanted to do another. but i think jillian did the same thing. she wasn't even done when they were leaving. i hate that. how is she never done!?? and then she was cryin, cuz to sew with denim you need special sewing machine stuff, and the needles kept breaking/stabbing her. they stabbed everyone. she was like "im bleeding everywhere!" rami came to look. good boy. he didn't see anything. that's cause there wasn't anything! she wasn't even bleeding. she's just a baby.
random pictures... lol lisa. oh yeah, they had white cotton to work with too. hence the tube. christian and victorya are like BESTIES! when did that happen? probably because both of them are kinda ego-heads. but i love christian, hate victorya.
winner
ricky.
what!!!!!?????! i almost died. i hate him. he cries on the runway cuz "it's a rollercoaster, and you never know if you're good enough" you know you're good enough if you ARE good. i hate him. christian could have won. the judges loved it.
rami could have won too.
sweet p could have won. she's never won anything.
Auf'd
victorya.
finally. she's okay with it. i guess. i kinda wanted chris gone. not that his was the worst, cuz it wasn't. but i think that whenever he does something wrong, they should call him out on it. he WAS already kicked off you know. something that he mentions in every episode.
oh well. if V couldn't remember sweet p's name, then she deserved to go home.
in her exit interview, V said that she would miss christian the most (well duh) and that he might have only liked her because she was an asian and he loves asians. that would be the only sane reason, right, cuz she's crazy. oh well, that made me laugh, that interview did.
can't wait for next week!
(which actually, there wasn't a new one on 1/30 much to my surprise. today is 2/6. 2 weeks later. there's a new one tonite though, and i'm SUPER EXCITED!)
luvyabye!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

oh my god... i loveee the brit and justin thing... i seriously laughed out loud. you actually thought of that? i would have never remembered...

Unknown said...

wait... about ricky's laugh... are you thinking a.b?

Lizzy said...

uumm... idk who a.b. is. it's l.r. but you might not get it cuz you weren't there...