dyn-o-myte divas

hahaha. i love christian's constant poses. everyone else is laughing at him. or rolling their eyes... *cough*chris*cough*
this was a fantastic episode. i think they've been having some great episodes the past few weeks. starting with the candy. i love just watching the designers. not sewing, just being. i love it. cuz they're all soo funny, so together it's just one big laugh fest.

like when you know me. hehe.
but can i just aks right now.... what is up with naked rickys!?? wth. when they got rid of kevin, they lost their naked man. so they moved on to ricky. in a towel, getting dressed. and why does he put on his sweater vest while looking down down down at his chest. which wasn't bare, thankfully. he's gross. kevin was okay to look at, not great for me, like it was for killervirgo, but i didn't vomit every time i saw him like a do with ricky. this show has lost all meaning. (insert rude name calling here)
so it was another great episode. ricky gets to pick models. jack-o-something was out. owell. i liked her in the first episode, cuz she was kinda scary looking, but i quickly got over it when she worked with victorya so much. that's how much i hate that chick.
tim took them on a field trip. first, though, they had the day to think about what it would be. rami suggests another celebrity. better than snow white. what's up with him an celebs? is it possibly because he's worked with them before, and thinks he's too good for regular people?! GO BACK TO JERUSALEM!
tim is all, we're going somewhere... and christian buts in "fabulous? is it fierce?" tim just nods. christian says "it'd better be fierce." i love this kid. cuz he's such a kid. he's like six. lol
so they go down the elivator. and that's it. they're outside the runway room, but there isn't fashion inside. they here screaming. everyone is afraid, thinking it's like murderers. except for christian. he says, "it sounded so sexual, they were like sex moans!"
i laughed for days about this. days and hours and a whole week. he said it as only he could, like with a movement. and i just thought, how does he know about sex moans? but i quickly forgot that thought, as i rewound the dvr and watched it again. and again. well, not the dvr, but online, cuz the lil' sisters were there before. i just laughed and laughed and laughed. and no one else seemed to think it was as funny as i did.
so the challenge::: that's right, women's wrestling.
i lost christian in this one. his pants blend in. he's on the far left. why the red jeans? idk, they're okay.
so time climbs into the rink and christian is all "work. it. out tim!" lol. then tim says "christian, to borrow a word from you, these ladies are fierce" or something like that. hehehe. and christian says "fierce. work. it. out." and does the 3 snaps thing. ha
this show has a whole week's worth of christian moments. more to come.
so they pick the ladies. ricky picks laila... a "spunky pro dancer". as i recall, ricky moved to [new york?] to become a dancer. and he says... "she seemed a little latino to me. idk, i just got a vibe from her." pah-leeese. no one is gonna send you vibes ricky, especially about they're ethnicity.
both ricky and laila were of some sort of latin desent. and they were both very short. humm...
maybe sisters separated at birth?
lol my graphics are really getting good.
so then they go to Spandex House!!! yay! christian had been there before. he does live in new york, but come on... why is there a whole store devoted to spandex? and couldn't they think of a better name?! sure, it's descriptive, but not very creative. whatever though, it's my new favorite store.
chris buys "green leopard". what is that? it didn't even look green. is there a purple leopard too? that kid loves leopard a little too much and i think it's gross.
they get these videos from blockbuster. total crazy advertising there. jillian was like "we were given videos of the divas from blockbuster total acess" jeez. and then it was sitting there, perfect for the camera. oy vey.
chris's model. she is crazy. and i found these pictures where she looks like different celebrities. back me up on this...
mandy moore. not the leopard and straping in, but her face...
ashlee simpson. after all the work she's had done. that girl has a problem.
arm wrestle! sweet p is like bragging about her ginumbo upper arm strength. then christian challenges her to a dule of arms. his pointy toed shoes are slipping, but he is winning. amazingly. sweet p called him a skinny arm twit, cuz he is kinda little. well, he was winning. but then sweet p cheated and used to arms, but he would have won. they play fought, then hugged. they're besties, for sure. then christian says "i'm so tired now" in a whiny voice. and then... to rami and everyone when he was asked if she beat him... "no, i won... i'm beast, you guys, you don't even know!" omg. i laughedlaughedlaughedlaughed about this one. everyone at school says beast too. it's kinda annoying, but still funny. especially when christian says it. wooo....

sweet p, chris, and christian were in the sewing room, sewing, and talking about what they would name their wrestler diva. sweet p's is "Spread Eagle" idk why, but i guess it's an inside joke for them. and her power would be "the thighs" whatever that means. i'm a little frightened. chris... i can't remember what he called his. it was good... tell me if you know, or i'll edit when i remember. and her power was to smother men with her large breasts. his words, not mine. i would have said bussom. lol. then christian... his diva's name is FeroshaCatoura. l.o.l. we already know that if HE was a diva, he would be Ferosh. so it's feroshacatoura, which is my new favorite word, i just don't say it outloud cuz i'd be a loser. then her power... "she sprays other girls in the eyes with hairspray". i thought, not all too original, but funny. chris and sweet p thought it was the funniest thing in the world, and chris did his loud obnoxious laugh.

now for the designs, i guess

christian. omg he made chaps! i call them assless chaps. hehe. he was wearing them too. he said that this was his favorite challenge, which scared him. it was soo fierce lol. and he like "fixed" the back of the jacket or something, saying "detailsdetailsdetails" he's a perfectionist. and he sews really fast. he just sits there, coloring, like a six year old. he didn't want to give ricky a snap, but he did. while he was coloring.

hehe. ferosh.

christian said that his model was one of the fiercest people he's ever met. then... "which is a big deal cuz i've met some fierce bitches up in my life." lol don't we know it!

ricky. he says he still doesn't feel like he's getting any r.e.s.p.e.c.t. from the other designers. duh, cuz you still suck. this is like a swimming suit. it would be cute for the pool, not the wrestling ring. and he made like a golden cape thing, kinda weird.

sweet p had troubles with this one. she didn't want to make it cheesey. um... does she understand the challenge. candice says "i could buy this at the stripper store". hum... first spandex house and then stripper store?!!

chris. i did like this. the hoodie is cute. love the giant sleeves and hood. he said he wanted her to look like a "caged animal". umm... by strapping in her boobs?
jillian. sporty girl next door. i get it. i kinda like it. won't her socks fall down though?

rami. pink! he draped this. wth. how?! i hate him and his strange pink thing. it was very very pink.

michael coors cracks some joke about feeling like a pope in a sex club. this is probably the laughter that ensues.

on the runway...
they match!

he looks bored. i hate when he wears those low cut shirts. it's not lowlow, but it makes him look skinnier. it reminds me of kirk, on gilmore girls, when he does his creapy interp. dance in a striped blackwhite shirt that was low and baggy.

guest judges... i call them the SuperGays. it's like a super power. guy on left has green nail polish. who in their right mind wears green nail polish?! and he purses his lips like some celebrity, but i can't remember who. it's been bugging me for weeks.

winner

chris. bah humbug. it was good, though. congrats to him for winning the tackiest challenge

Auf'd

ricky. finally. halelujah! sweet p probably should have gone, but i was happy she didn't. and ricky didn't cry!!! omg, he cried during model pickings, but not when he was auf'd. this upsets me on many many levels.

your tears will be missed ricky.

note: the girls are not strippers, though they act like it.

luvyabye