really sorry that i haven't even started with america's next top model.
i just don't like this cycle as much. i'm not putting pictures up. i refuse.
they let 14 girls on this time around, instead of 13. all because of dominique. she's gross. everyone thinks she's a tranny. lol. what would christian say to that?
i don't even remember what the first challenge was... wowo... let. me. think...
umm... they're back in new york cuz apparently that's where it started.... they had two amys, and tyra was like, we don't have room for 2, so one changed her name. now we have aimee, and amis. instead of aimee and amy. why so many vowels?
there's no smoking in their apartment, so they go outside to smoke. how nice of them...
they did a 'fashion show' in times square. just kinda random, runway set up like on the sidewalk. some of them are REALLY bad. lauren is the awkwardest person i have ever seen. she's NEVER worn heals, so she's trippin and lookin down. yuck. marvita looked down too. she was the one who tried out last time, didn't make it, went to therapy, and made it. therapy changes everything, my friends.
then they go visit Paulina Porizkova, some old, washed up supermodel. she critiques them. bad skin for amis. square jaw for marvita. squish face for kim. tranny mess for dominique. lol.
might i just say that kim is possibly the stupidest girl i have ever seen on that show. she is dumb. and she's like, people think i'm a dumb blonde, but i'm not. honey, you are. she is retarded. and she's a bank teller! at casting tyra asked her if she ever takes money. she was like '... ... yeah. lots of money..." and tyra's like :O but then kim figures it out. wheew.
then, they did the fotoshoot... ... ... homeless! they had to act homeless! marvita really has been homeless. poor girl. she's a mess. i think fatima was homeless too. she's from zumalia. she was circumsized when she was like seven. she has icky hair. i guess marvita and fatima hated each other, but they kinda made up. i think fatima acts really innocent, but she's really a bitch. just my guess.
so they were in a fake alleyway. with i think real homeless girls from a shelter all dressed up.
later, we see kim talking about how she doesn't believe in paying $2000 for an outfit. you don't have to buy the things you model, girl! she's like, i don't really like high fashion... then why do you want to be a model?
judges. they got rid of twiggy!!! i was like 'wuuuut!' so Paulina is the new judge. i don't like her. ms. j has this vest with velcro on it with all of the girls' names. when they get sent home, he rips the name off. nice.
so they go through the pictures. they call kim up and she's like, 'i don't really like fashion' and all this stuff. and tyra's like 'do you want to just go?' and kim's like 'yea." so she leaves. just walks away. tyra was mad. they show her picture. it was really nice, i thought. i had kinda liked her, even though she was dumb as a doornail. oh well, now she's gone. ms j ripped off her name. ouch.
okay... calling order. first is like the winner.
Anya, Claire, Whitney, Lauren, Aimee, Fatima, Marvita, Katarzyna, Stacy Ann, Dominique & Allison.
Bottom 2 - Atalya & Amis
out::: atalya. oh well. i'm not cryin.
cover girl of the week::: claire. i like her. at first i didn't... she's got crazy hair. like left side shaved, the rest pulled over. kinda like christian. only not. plus, she's been drinking her own milk cuz she was breastfeeding her baby and wants to resume when she gets back home. straaaaannnge. but she's pretty.
oh well. have a nice night...
oh yea... next week: makeovers. i haven't seen this one yet. maybe i never will...
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wow.. this cycle seems quite odd...
a girl getting circumsized? is that even possible?
and drinking her own milk?
weirdo.
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