good enough for a mondkey to eat

we come in to jennifer and zoi, the couple, switching shoes. they are kind of identical shoes, but they just keep switching for like 10 minutes. it was weird...
quickfire challenge
they are brought to the Green City Market. they have to make an entree, using just 5 ingredients. the only ones that don't count are.. salt, sugar, pepper, and oil. okay...
so everyone is running around because they only have a half hour. but spike just sits there, listening to the music, taking his time. then he says something that amazes me. the quickfires really don't matter. they can't send you home because you fail! i think that's genius, and also cheating the system. i like it.
mark was spazy, being all mean and Australian. he like opened up some poor lady's cart to see the meat or something while she was with another top chef. and she was like :0. then he went to this one place and forgot his bag because he was in such a hurry. oops. oh well, he deserved it.
the guest judge is some ugly guy with ugly hair and crazy sideburns. he's like a... molecular something. just like Richard. they use crazy tools and fire and... yeah.
Richard is using eucalyptus, like the pandas. apparently it's not poisonous in really small quantities! well, then, let's embue our chicken!! is that the right word? it reminds me of elisa and her spiritual spit marking... but his chicken turned out oily and icky.
andrew the tard... he used balsamic, as a sixth ingredient. dumb. he's like "i can only focus on so many things at once, i'm kinda scatterbrained like that." no, really?
spike got the wrong meat, so instead of creating a new thing, like a steak sandwich, he kept his old menu, with the crappy meat. not smart.
wylie picks the best and the worst
bottom: erik, spike, richard
top: valerie, mark, ryan
winner: mark, he gets immunity

elimination challenge
they all draw knives, and there are weird animals on them. there are three in a group, so there are... five groups. they have to cater a staff party at the zoo. i don't know which one, but it's big. and... the menu has to be based off of what their animal eats. soo...
bear:: dale, spike, nikki

• venison something (i think it was okay)
• salmon (probably good)
• stuffed mushrooms (looked like turds. they weren't going to serve them, cuz they weren't hot either, but nikki did. nobody was tasting these before they served it)
• little honeycomb and cheese things (good)

penguin:: andrew, lisa, jen

• shrimp and crab salad (pretty okay, didn't suck)
• zuccini (i have no idea how they felt about this.. i don't think it sucked though)
• squid civiche (everybody liked that)
• jello-ish mint glacier, for cleansing the pallet (crazy cool)

gorilla:: stephanie, antonia, valerie ( oh yeah, valerie and stephanie already knew each other too, cuz they worked at... stephanie's restaurant together. friends!)

• black olive blinies. (made early, not good, everyone hated them)
• banana bread (good!)
• lamb something (i think that was good...)
• and some sort of salad thing on chips (she ended up not using the chips, but her salad was soggy because she dressed it too early...)

vulture:: mark, manuel, zoi

• chicken on tostada chips (good)
• lamb meatballs (good)
• something with anchovies (everyone LOVED it, mark made them "anchovie believers")

lion:: richard, erik, ryan

• bison (where do you buy bison?)
• salad, goat cheese foam (ew, but of course, they have richard)
• prime rib, horse raddish foam (huh?)
• chicken somthing

everything was pretty good, nothing sucked for lion

top two:: vultures and penguins. liked the squid, glacier, anchovies. winner:: andrew. he was the person behind the squid and the glacier, so it's deserved.

bottom two:: gorilla and bear. poop mushrooms, crab (lol crap) salad, blinis packing their knives:: valerie, because of her blinis

good, i'm done, tell me how you like the layout of it, because i'm still a bit confused...